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I think we know what trump is hiding (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 days ago by usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to c/uspolitics@lemmy.world

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[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 95 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Prove they don't have a terminal illness that is gonna kill you before your term ends. If you have cancer with a 1 year life expectancy the voters need to know that the VP will be taking over soon. Also those with nothing to live for might be quick to launch nukes just because they know they will be dead soon anyways. Oh one more if you are on chemo maybe you won't be able to dedicate your time to actually making America great because you are hugging the golden throne.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Porcelain throne. I don't think the toilet at the white house or hospital you get your chemo at has a gold toilet. And if it does, I really want to shit in it to say I did

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Trump famously has a golden toilet

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Normally I would say his shit stinks just like everyone else's, but I'm willing to bet it literally smells worse than most people's .

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't want to shit in that toilet

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I do but in the tank instead of the bowl.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

The Upper Decker. Classic.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor of Mankind has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of Man for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die.Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance.

[–] andxz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It wasn't funny 8 years ago, and still isn't.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -1 points 1 day ago

Drag thinks it's funny because they're both moldy fascists.