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Image transcription: Avocado half with pit inside. Pit takes up nearly ยพ of the inside
(Originally published on mastodon.world: 2024-02-14)
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I'm in the business of making friends and business is good.
(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)
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(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.world)
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Image transcription: 6 panel Loading Artist comic. 1: Old man slowly wakes up in bed, silhouette of a scythe appears over him "IT IS TIME.". 2: The grim reaper is about to slice the man with the scythe, the man panics! 3: The man braces for impact, closing his eyes and clutching his bed sheets. 4: Nothing happened, the man cautiously opens one eye to see what's going on. 5: The grim reaper is looking at his flaccid scythe drooped onto the ground with a "FLOOP" sound effect. 6: Grim reaper sits on edge of the bed with his flaccid scythe "I've just been so stressed lately and-", old man sits up and pats Death on the back "Hey hey shhh it happens" with a comforting smile.
(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.world)
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That's, so interesting.
Image transcription: In the English language, you can use a comma, anywhere, in a sentence, and it, will still be, grammatically, correct,.
(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)
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Bless you!
(Originally published earlier today on mastodon)
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Secret Panel HERE ๐ https://tapas.io/episode/2444512
YOU DO NOT WANT TO BUTT HEADS WITH ME
(Originally published a few hours ago on mastodon)
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The iPod server was a powerful first iteration music sharing device. While not designed for convenience, its internal RAID can still be expanded with modern compact flash cards for 1.25TB of on-the-go storage.
Image transcription: A photo of an early iPod with colour display running macosx server 1.2. It looks cumbersomely thick, but also desirable.
(Originally published earlier today on bitbang.social)
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I can tell you where I saw this, but not how fast I was going. [astro_jcm@mastodon.online]
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Image transcription: A street sign that says "Heisenbergstrasse"
(Originally published on mastodon.online: 2024-02-10)
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This is what I see in the Tesla logo, and cannot unsee [kcoyle@mstdn.social]
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Image transcription: The Tesla logo beside an image of a uterus with an IUD
(Originally published earlier today on mstdn.social)
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Bonus panel: http://smbc-comics.com/comic/temp
(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)
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Secret Panel HERE ๐ถ https://tapas.io/episode/3092131
Don't worry! She's up-to-date on her rabies shots.
(Originally published a few hours ago on mastodon)
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I once slept for 11 hours and when I woke up my cats looked extremely disappointed that they wouldn't get to devour me. [lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social]
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I once slept for 11 hours and when I woke up my cats looked extremely disappointed that they wouldn't get to devour me.
Image transcription: Studies have shown that cats would eat their owners if they slept for 12 hours straight.
(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)
