shukufuku

joined 1 year ago
[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 41 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Have you tried watching the same media over and over and over?

edit: and over

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Prosecutor: "do you swear to the truth?"

Me:

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 42 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Too many jrux

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Poor Skim Scott.

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kidney stones are miserable. Drink your GD water

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What's that in metric?

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Your 15-minutes of post-combat looting recovers...

-ten dice rolls later-

Three arrows, saving you ...

-twenty seconds of math-

0.3 copper!

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

You merely adopted the pixels. I was born in it, molded by it.

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

That's why I always field meltalogs

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meanwhile I'll the one literally swimming in coins

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

More brutal than honest, actually.

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport... fine I'll show you.

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