this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What an efficient way to spread the smell of shit to both floors quickly.

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yup. That little drawbridge thing leaves a nice gap underneath for added ventilation.

[–] clutch@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Volatile stuff goes up, heavy stuff goes down Everyone loses

[–] Destraight@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why did you design your house like this?

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

It’s not my house, I’m not insane! 😅

[–] TomMasz@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

Submarines have more bathroom space.

[–] TheChargedCreeper864@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Stable Diffusion when you ask it to generate a house:

[–] 257m@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I like to imagine that this dosen't have plumbing and that all your shit gets flushed straight through the floor onto the unsuspecting victim below.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Where's the TP? Bad enough you gotta parkour your way to the shitter but then you also gotta parkour your way out with mudbutt

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was too distracted by the multiple ways I could die using that toilet to notice the lack of tp!

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think there's some on the back of the toilet leaning against the wall.

[–] guywithadeathwish@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

I believe you're correct, all 5 pixels of that tp seem to be visible

[–] anon_water@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

… something is wrong with you if you get shit all over you when you poop…

[–] Blurghglurgh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] eggymachus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago
[–] ladananton450@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is literally what I see in my dreams

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

In my dreams the toilets have those ridiculously low dividing walls

[–] Posh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Blue = floor/door

Red = where it lands?

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This whole thing screams too much work for me… I mean… wtf even is that a metal ladder to Fucking summit before you even make it to the toilet area?

next is the drawbridge.. crank that fucker down.. then tiptoe across praying to the deity of poop that you don’t exceed the weight limits… then while you’re folded in half doing the do.. you gotta wish upon a star no one will thunder down the stairs and knock you off the throne? Finish up with the minimal wiping area available to then jump across the wooden moat to start the expedition to the freaking hand-washing sink?

No Fucking thank you very much!

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

You have a wonderful way with words!

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport... fine I'll show you.

[–] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You lower the “drawbridge” over the top of the stairs. Do your business and open the drawbridge again to use the stairs. Flawless design!

[–] FaeDrifter@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

God trying to imagine taking a piss while drunk.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When and where do you wash your hands?

[–] xintrik@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Clearly after you handle the bridge handle.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

1 bed, ensuite, central London, £2400 pcm, no pets.

[–] kool_newt@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

"I'm dropping a deuoooooooooooooooooooo"

[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Minecraft parkour to the toilet

[–] acastcandream@beehaw.org 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can’t tell if this is photoshopped or just screenshotted to death

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Screenshotted to death. It’s really old.