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I would say, "It's green. Haven't you seen green before? You don't know what green is?"

Jeepers peepers

My cat goes out to get coffee and breakfast on the weekends. I think that's a little bit cooler than all of you guys' tricks

I'm pretty sure that's the default kitty behaviour

It's not even just drunk. I have bad anxiety and it's not usually worth it to hang out with people. I just always dwell on it and wonder how weird I seemed or something from the anxiety. It takes all the fun out of it

I was going to comment that I really liked the radishes on them. I'll do that next time

It's not really weird to want temporary bird aquarium windows in your house. That's ingenious. I think I'd love that

I think stay home and get drunk by yourself. It's the only way to guarantee you won't say something slightly embarrassing and then dwell on it for the next week

My husband's favourite is "I'm sorry you got upset."

Pleather or faux leather or whatever they call it. You have about a year or two before it starts rubbing off on everything you own. Sometimes you don't even realise you're buying it. I wish it didn't exist.

I have my husband's old work Lenovo and I love it

Sure. I never claimed to be special or anything.