jjmoldy

joined 6 days ago
[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

A necklace doesn't inhibit movement but okay.

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 17 points 14 hours ago

What magic spell do I cast on the money man to make him give me free money?

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 59 points 16 hours ago (6 children)

My parents sucked but I'm grateful they at least didn't leash me like a dog. They degraded me enough already.

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I have mastered it at this point I think. Sometimes me and my wife just do it at each other over and over when we're bored

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 15 points 19 hours ago (6 children)

Ooowahahahah

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago

I thought the flight was to Corsica not Coruscant!!

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I have a severe chronic illness that has destroyed my ability to do just about anything and causes immense pain. I still try to live for my loved ones and do what I can within my limited power to improve my circumstances. This post is not an attack on people like me.

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

ITT: People addicted to feeling miserable making any excuse they can for refusing to even attempt to improve their lives in any way.

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Likewise my friend. I believe in you :)

 
[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

How would such a law be enforced? What agency would enforce it? What penalty would one face for breaking this law?

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I'm on reddit too. The vibe here is a little different and I like variety.

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Something that helped me was reading extensively about the horrific effects of alcohol on the body. Even a small amount over time causes measurable damage to the nerves and organs. I also watched some difficult videos of end stage alcoholics, took in their suffering and tried to truly imagine what it would be like if I was in their place. When I got the impulse to drink I would think about the screaming, convulsing, delirious people that I saw and I would feel repulsed and afraid of that future. It helped as well that I had the personal motivation of not wanting to become like my father. I had a couple bad incidents where I lashed out at people I love because the drink fucked with my head. I didn't want that to escalate. My father's health has also suffered horribly from his drinking including a week in a medically induced coma and almost dying from pneumonia caused by aspirated booze vomit.

 

Step 1: Set your oven to 350° F.

Step 2: Take your bread roll (kaisers are my favorite) and run it under cold water for a few seconds, just enough to coat the outside.

Step 3: Put the roll in the oven and bake it for 5-7 minutes.

Step 4: Take out the roll and let it cool for a minute or two and then enjoy! The inside will be soft and fluffy and the outside should be thin and crispy.

Ever since learning about this I'm never going back.

 
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