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While allies of US President-elect Donald Trump insist that Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky may have to cede territory to bring the conflict to an end, Sir Tony insisted that Western allies would be resolute for "as long as it takes".

Let's see how long that resolution holds once the US stops aid and starts blackmailing other countries to do the same by eg. threatening to cut NATO funding

That's too many nuts. The recommended maximum amount of nuts is 2

Well, somehow she still ended up making this statement after speaking with Trump

Absolutely, but at least in many countries people understand that – here people love to pretend that there is no corruption here at all and that we're good, honest folk all of us.

I'm going to die of liver failure, aren't I?

There is a chance that US will change back its course in 4 years

Sure, like there's a chance I'll get hit by a meteorite

von der Leyen is centre-right, ie. a conservative who pretends to be moderate. She's been very happy kissing literal neo-fascist Meloni's ass, so it's not at all unlikely she's doing this because of who you elected

Harris wouldn't exactly be someone I'd want to vote for myself, but being all the way Over Here™ she wouldn't have been nearly bad enough for me to start shovign 0.75L of rum into myself after not sleeping a wink at 10am.

Winners' breakfast

Finland is surprisingly corrupt (it's just not the sort of corruption where you bribe cops) and Finns are generally stupid and gullible enough to think we're not corrupt

I can only imagine how bad y'all must feel, because I'm here getting very drunk at 10am and feeling like I don't even want to see what's going to happen in the next few years.

One thing I can't help thinking about is what the hell is Russia going to get up to in the future if they get an effective carte blanche from Trump. I'm Finnish and those fucks are right next door

Wait, they can't vote if they're drunk?

You don't say?