dosuser123456

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ah yes, windows defender (lemmy.sdf.org)
 
Ahh yes...wrong training data in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
Ahh yes...wrong training data in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
Shutting your computer down in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 hours ago

my old 2008 netbook is easy to force shutdown, just press it once and bam, no holding down. the buttons hard to reach tho (or you can always poweroff from bash/shutdown -s -t 0 from cmd)

three in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 hours ago

my adhd ass thinks it should be 1

Ahh yes...wrong training data in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

shomeone shouldve told bill gates in the 80s that in the future computers would be a bunch of idiots

Languages in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 14 hours ago

basic is like toki pona then i guess, like python but even easeier

no wait, that ones gray snail (minimalist vocabulary: it has only 4 commands)

soundchips be like: in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 22 hours ago

niw that i think abt it maybe that because vrc* chips were made by konami iirc and konami is japanese yea

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when the asm polysemia (lemmy.sdf.org)
 

someone once told me to follow the assembly instructions, so i grabbed a paper with "EBX" written on it and wrote 16 on it. when he asked me what i was doing, i replied: "you told me to follow assembly instructions and 'mov 16,EBX' is an assembly instruction"

i dont think mov was in the ikea manual tho

Ducks in c/memes@lemmy.ml
Introducing Renault on Rails (eyes on the left) in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"uh, road assistance? yeah, i think my car thinks its a ruby framework...no...not making this up...wait NONONO DONT HANG IM SERIOUS RN"

Code comments in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
When Life Feels Like an HTTP Status Code in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago

404: common sense not found (honestly it should be called "uncommon sense" instead)

most people i deal with daily have no common sense at all

cat in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

i havent even configured my ssh

~ $ cat ~/.ssh/id_rsa
cat: /home/dos/.ssh/id_rsa: No such file or directory
~ $ cat ~/.ssh/id_ed25519
cat: /home/dos/.ssh/id_ed25519: No such file or directory

(i jut realized i gorgot rthis part)

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soundchips be like [PART 2] (lemmy.sdf.org)
 

transcript:

SOUNDCHIPS EXPLAINED part 2! SID sid: im da best dude 1 (sid fan): obviously the goat dude 2 (soundblaster fan): no ur not, soundblaster is better sid: stfu dude 2 AY-3-8910 oscilloscope with weird wave guy: how tf do u do that waveform when you dont have fm???? ay: haha envelopes go brrr POKEY guy: are you a keyboard controller or a soundchip pokey: yes DUMMY SYSTEM guy: you suck dummy system: i know

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soundchips be like: (lemmy.sdf.org)
 

transcript:

SOUNDCHIPS EXPLAINED 2A03 guy: i want tri, noise and dpcm 2a03: ok but ima change the volume VRC6 guy: i want sawtooth vrc6: most i can do is staircase VRC7 fm circuit thingy: i need to output an 8.5 dac: closest i can do is a 9 fm circuit thingy: oh ffs dac: quantization noise intensifies PC SPEAKER guy: AAAAAAA STOP IT pc speaker: haha BEEEEEEEEP go brrr

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win9x be like: (lemmy.sdf.org)
 
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when the cellular automaton wants to mess with you (lemmy.sdf.org)
 

dick spaceship gun ftw

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