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When Life Feels Like an HTTP Status Code (programming.dev)
submitted 2 weeks ago by chraebsli@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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  • 200 OK: Life's fine, but let's be honest, it's probably a cached response.
  • 202 Accepted: I heard your idea. Will I do anything with it? Probably not.
  • 204 No Content: The perfect reply when you emotionally check out mid-conversation.
  • 401 Unauthorized: When life keeps asking 'Who even are you?' and you forgot your credentials.
  • 403 Forbidden: Some dreams are just blocked by permissions you'll never have.
  • 418 I'm a Teapot: Some days, I'm just not built to handle your requests.
  • 429 Too Many Requests: Chill, life's rate limit isn't as high as your expectations.
  • 500 Internal Server Error: When you realize your life decisions don't compile, and panic mode kicks in.
  • 502 Bad Gateway: When your thoughts try to connect to logic, but something goes horribly wrong
  • 503 Service Unavailable: My motivation right now is in scheduled maintenance-try again later.

PATCH vs. PUT: Can't decide if I should make subtle changes or just rewrite my entire existence.
Connection Timeout: Sorry, I lost interest before the handshake even started.

Found on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/DBgjeIhTSLh/?igsh=YzljYTk1ODg3Zg==

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[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 days ago

404: common sense not found (honestly it should be called "uncommon sense" instead)

most people i deal with daily have no common sense at all