dontpanic

You woulda been living my dream lol

And there probably would have been cool rocks.

I bought a pack for the first time in like 10 years, fk it

He’s streets ahead

There’s a distinct musty basement smell. Not like…moldy and swampy, but just a little damp.

Thank you for sticking up for us.

Sincerely, someone deep in the closet for reasons of personal safety.

There’s a hunter2 joke here but I’m too old and tired

In the order they popped into my head:

Letterkenny, Canada’s Worst Driver, The Red Green Show, Degrassi

Easy on the tini

I would like to subscribe to additional funny pigeon anecdotes

I agree with your premise, and here is some additional unsolicited information:

Vanilla ‘beans’ technically are fruit from hand-pollinated orchids! So scraping a seed pod or using extract makes no difference. It’s never been a bean.

Coffee ‘beans’ are seeds from the fruit of coffee trees and shrubs.

As an elder millennial I also did not get that one.