bleistift2

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[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 8 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Good luck finding any nontrivial law that applies to each and every instance of a human construct. “Money can be exchanged for goods and services” until you show up at a store with 10 kilograms of 1-cent coins. A single violation (or even many) don’t mean the underlying law (or rule or principle or guideline or whatever ‘less strict’ version you want to call it) is bad.

Newton’s gravity is wrong. There’s no arguing about that. But still every middle-schooler around the world learns it because it is ‘good enough’ in all but extraordinarily special cases.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’ll check it out, thanks. Unfortunately, it’s for Windows only.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 42 points 5 months ago (5 children)

I used to have trust in the peer review process, thinking this is why it takes months or years for a paper to get published. Are you telling me it’s not real?

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It also starts disappearing from Amazon around season 3… if we’re talking Lower Decks.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 8 points 5 months ago (10 children)

After watching Lower Decks for 3 seasons and going back to TOS, I’m thinking about watching some of the middle entries. What are some of the meaningful differences between them. In other words: What should I watch?

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 16 points 5 months ago

Sadly, I cannot remember which YouTube video featured this: But a guy basically speedran the description of how to solve a quadratic equation the Babylonian way, that is, drawing squares and circles and shit. It took quite a while for him just to list the steps. All that disappears once you learn the formula with the bad, scary letters.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 96 points 5 months ago (18 children)

And we thought boomers reading shit off Facebook was bad. Now they have AI feeding it to them.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 37 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I watched this video a few years ago. You can tell its age, but I found it very enlighting. In it a lawyer explains why you should never talk to the police even if you’re innocent:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 91 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Also noteworthy for visitors to the U.S.: The police are allowed to lie to you.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 36 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Eine wissenschaftliche Umfrage war nicht zu erwarten. Aber selbst Hans-Günther hätte doch auffallen müssen, wie dämlich

Forderung zur Rücknahme des Verbots

formuliert ist…

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 16 points 5 months ago
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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by bleistift2@feddit.de to c/ich_iel@feddit.de
 

Ent-Behaupter: Ich kenne niemanden, dem das so passiert ist.

Maimai-Transkription: Mantarochen diskutiert mit Patrick aus Spongebob Schwammkopf.

[Paneel 1:] Mantarochen in Rolle eines Arbeitnehmers: „Das ist mein Arbeitsvertrag.“

[Paneel 2:] Patrick in Rolle einer Personalabteilung: „Jupp.“

[Paneel 3:] Mantarochen: „Hier steht, ich arbeite 160 Stunden für 3500 Euro.“

[Paneel 4:] Patrick: „Jupp.“

[Paneel 5:] Mantarochen: „Jemand, der mehr arbeitet, sollte auch mehr Lohn bekommen.“

[Paneel 6:] Patrick: „Da sehe ich nichts Falsches dran.”

[Paneel 7:] Mantarochen: „Ich habe 200 Stunden gearbeitet.”

[Paneel 8:] Patrick: „Jupp“

[Paneel 9:] Mantarochen: „Wo sind meine 875 Euro?”

[Paneel 10:] Patrick: „40 Überstunden sind inklusive.”

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998795

cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998794

cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998742

Meme transcription: 4 panels of Vince McMahon reacting increasingly ecstaticly to:

  1. Your software isn’t working. Vince McMahon looks curious.
  2. The bug is in a library. McMahon smiles.
  3. There already is an issue on Github. McMahon makes an orgiastic face.
  4. They published a fix last week. [I don’t know how to describe the face McMahon is making.]
 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998794

cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998742

Meme transcription: 4 panels of Vince McMahon reacting increasingly ecstaticly to:

  1. Your software isn’t working. Vince McMahon looks curious.
  2. The bug is in a library. McMahon smiles.
  3. There already is an issue on Github. McMahon makes an orgiastic face.
  4. They published a fix last week. [I don’t know how to describe the face McMahon is making.]
 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998742

Meme transcription: 4 panels of Vince McMahon reacting increasingly ecstaticly to:

  1. Your software isn’t working. Vince McMahon looks curious.
  2. The bug is in a library. McMahon smiles.
  3. There already is an issue on Github. McMahon makes an orgiastic face.
  4. They published a fix last week. [I don’t know how to describe the face McMahon is making.]
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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by bleistift2@feddit.de to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
 

The two-panel comic I’m looking for describes how the level of care parents give plummets after the first child. The dialog goes something like this:

Panel 1

The child has a thermometer in their mouth.

[Father:] She has a mild fever.

[Mother:] To the emergency room!

Panel 2

The child twists their head around 180 degrees.

[Father:] Exorcist?

[Mother:] She’s fine.

Thank you!

 

Meme transcription:

The alphabet: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W Y X Z

The alphabet for installers: C:\

 

Meme transcription: Anakin & Padme

[Panel 1] Anakin tries selects “Update and shut down” from the Windows start menu.

[Panel 2] Padme, labeled as “Windows”, cheerily says: ”You mean ‘Update and restart’, right?”

[Panel 3] Anakin takes an annoyed look.

[Panel 4] Padme, still cheery, says “I’ll just ‘Update and Restart’.”

 
 
 
 

geteilt von: https://feddit.de/post/3766285

Years after my R.E. teacher said, “I will never fall lower than into God’s hands,” I finally came up with the retort, “Let’s go on the roof and check.”

 

Meme transcription:

Panel 1 of 3: A cute dog looks asks, “pls fix problem??”

Panel 2 of 3: The dog has become upset and says, “No Info!!”

Panel 3 of 3: The dog looks very angry and says “only fix”

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