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What piece of media would you like adapted to another? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I'd love an animated "Cats" movie! It'd be soooo cute!!

What's the most "this isn't what it looks like" type of situation you've ever been in? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 37 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

A few years ago, I invited a guy over and we ended up playing DDR on PS1. I had the window shades drawn because I live next to a road, have large windows, and I don't want strangers seeing me flail around like an elephant seal having a seizure.

My mother dropped by unexpectedly and I opened the door, red, panting, and sweaty, with a strange man on my couch who was trying to look casual.

Tried to blurt out that it was a misunderstanding, but she side-eyed me and left quickly.

At least she always texts me before she drops by now? I'm ace, so, for me, it's particularly mortifying.

What part of clothe shopping annoys you most? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I have a body that no clothes will fit. A very dramatic hourglass shape. If I see something cute, it definitely will not fit me.

Nothing. Fucking. Fits.

The worst part is the bras. The fucking bras!!! Why are US bra sizes so fucked?? I literally only wear ill-fitting sports bras now!!! Otherwise my tits are squeezed or wire stabs me or every other pain.

I also have stupid sensitive skin & hypohydrosis, so rashes & heat exhaustion are things I need to think about when getting dressed.

shark trash in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

Neat, huh? (:

A 2nd Texas woman has died as an effect of the "Heartbeat Law" after the hospital said it would be a crime to intervene in her miscarriage in c/texas@lemmy.world

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A potentially hypothetical human is more valuable than a woman to these people.

Remember that.

A Pregnant Teenager Died After Trying to Get Care in Three Visits to Texas Emergency Rooms in c/usa@midwest.social

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She was having abdominal pains while pregnant and the doctor diagnosed her with strep throat.

They don't give a shit about women.

A Pregnant Teenager Died After Trying to Get Care in Three Visits to Texas Emergency Rooms in c/texas@lemmy.world

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago

She was having abdominal pains while pregnant and the doctor diagnosed her with strep throat.

They truly don't give a shit about women.

She-Ra Lives! in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 weeks ago

THIS IS A GROUP EFFORT, PEOPLE!

She-Ra Lives! in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

Most of the trick-or-treaters have been skipping my house, and I finally figured out why in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

My kid got a potato this year! I was so proud.

Danger... in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Again, impressed! I can respect a collector who enjoys what they accrue. My collection(s) are more SFW, but I can appreciate the artistry and dedication to the craft, for sure!

Danger... in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I'm frightened yet impressed that y'all can tell these kind of things. Respect.