OurTragicUniverse

I can invite you. I can't seem to DM you, but this is the link : https://tildes.net/register?code=5BBPN-R08TJ-CEFAI

If someone uses it before you get to it, let me know and I'll generate you a new one.

No. Not even slightly. Fifteen years ago reddit was still far bigger and more active than the fediverse.
Here there's barely any content today, back then I was regularly getting 30+ pages deep into reddit when I couldnt sleep most nights, and I wasn't even close to the end of that days content.

20's: "Don't look up."

I bought a new netbook last year to watch stuff on as my old one from like 10 years ago finally fell apart.

I fucking hate the new Windows so much and I'm not techy enough to change the operating system to something better, so I barely use it as watching stuff on my phone is easier.

These are great till you live somewhere with shitty electric. On the days when my ecig takes 6 hours to charge I can't cook as the hot plate won't even turn on. Fucking slumlords.

Yeah because it's sexual assault and not funny.

I asked a question to better identify who this person was. You're being very emotional, are you ok? This can't just be about my getting comedians confused.

Or are all George Carlin fans just like this?

No, I'm just not from the usa. I only hear about this person in comments like here.

If you feed your pet into obesity you are a shitty person and an animal abuser.

Obese pets aren't cute, they're horrifying.

Ah ok. This era of white american male comedian is hard to tell apart.

This is the guy who would wank in front of women while offering them writing work?

I've seen and heard this repeated so often but I seriously struggle to believe it.

Yeah sure it burns calories warming cold water up inside your body, but when you chug cold water on a hot day you can literally feel it inside you cooling you down.

Drinking hot drinks on a hot day warms you up further because you're holding a hot cup and sweating and steamy and basically purposefully making yourselt uncomfortable.

(Edited for spelling)