LostXOR

joined 8 months ago
[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 31 points 12 hours ago

When fetuses' hearts misbehave, they get put in Fetal Heart Custody until after the fetus is born.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 31 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Now you can get tracked by Google and Netscape! It's a 2 for 1 deal!

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not quite, remember it's an elastic collision.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 45 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The bullet weighs 10 grams and has a velocity of 330 m/s. It hits Anon in his 5 kg head and, because it's a rubber bullet, bounces off elastically. How fast is Anon's head moving after the collision?

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago

Sounds like a great way to cancel out global warming!

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 105 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Soon all the scammers will be replaced with AI, and we'll just have AIs calling AIs all day long.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What's the use case for those pliers anyways? Seems more unwieldy than a single one and I can't imagine you could use both heads at once.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Repost bots be like.

I knew The_Picard_Maneuver was a bot, no real human can be that active!

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

That only works like 50% of the time though!

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Technically solar panels are only ~20% efficient, but there's also virtually unlimited sun so it doesn't really matter.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 16 points 1 week ago

Maybe they were talking about the 2016 election? He got about 63M votes then.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

we should ~~live~~ die there

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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