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[–] WhatThaFudge@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 6 days ago

Mandatory reading

That is not what an 8 week "fetus" looks like in any way

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 14 points 6 days ago

"No fingerprints? So that means..."

"That's right. We've been hit by- We've been struck by-"

(in unison) "A smooth criminal."

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Come back to me when you can live outside your host.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

They should use a picture of a nine week old “baby” then

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 days ago

Stupid people are swayed by bullshit like this.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago
[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 2 points 5 days ago

Ah yes

Unborn Criminal

The sworn nemesis of the Assigned Cop at Birth

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Are you saying life begins at fingerprints?

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 1 points 5 days ago

Life ends at rock climbing

[–] Solitaire20X6@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

🎶 Which of the Pickwick triplets did it?

Mmmm, giant cinnamon fetus.

[–] NahMarcas@lemmy.ml -1 points 5 days ago

So okay, 9 week is enough to anyone abort. And nervous system not be until 11 weeks, more than enough

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 80 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The fuck do fingerprints have to do with anything?

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 38 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Life begins at fingerprints, of course.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 19 points 6 days ago (3 children)

If i sand off my fingerprints, what's happening then?

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago

That's suicide, which is illegal! Bake 'em away, toys!

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 12 points 6 days ago

Welcome to the undead legion, friend.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 12 points 6 days ago

You're no longer alive, legally and morally speaking.

[–] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

idk they can unlock a fucking phone or sth

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did you know? The people designing that sign still don't have brains!

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yep. Gotta love how those signs always have a picture of a baby that's at least a year old when a fetus at 9 weeks old is about the size of an olive. It appeals to the emotional side of people with little in terms of critical thinking skills.

[–] VerPoilu@sopuli.xyz 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

So the people designing the signs know exactly what they're doing.

Hell, it might be an agency getting paid for that, and the actual designers are pro-choice but don't have a choice.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 6 days ago

I used to work in an advertising agency and I can attest to the fact that the people who work in that industry are not exactly intellectual titans.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

and the actual designers are pro-choice but don’t have a choice.

They always have a choice. It's not always easy.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What even is the message of that billboard?

[–] sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 week ago

The first 8 weeks after conception is the most optimal time for your fetus to commit a crime.

[–] Wutchilli@feddit.org 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The message is "Dont have abortions" i guess...

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 week ago

If you abort a fetus with fingerprints, it's federal evidence tampering. They need to get those in the system at 9 weeks.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

yeah sure, but would you have guessed that without the "ProLife" Line?

[–] ferb@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

If it made more sense, it would suggest that the creator had enough sense to not be a pro-life fundamentalist

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, cause what else would they be advertising? Fingerprinting services for fetuses?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

You can't start your smartphone addiction too early. That's why we developed a phone that can be unlocked without fingerprints for 8 weeks old fetuses and younger

[–] stepan@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 week ago

Just a fun fact :P

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 13 points 1 week ago

Before or after conception? The billboard is a bit unclear about that....

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

What's the point of this sign ? Do they sell fetus fingerprinting ?