Lepsea
Yes it was near a watergate, didn't know that it was not fully closed. It was weirdly peaceful and when i woke up I'm already on land
Drowning when swimming on the river
Me laughing in salaried 9-5 with clock in and clock out. Pay deduction if i forget to do clock in or out even if everyone know i work that day. Got paid 50% less than people who did the same job same position who didn't need to clock in/out.
I have a shit job and the only thing that keep me going is the job close to where i and my family live so i can check on my sister (found out that she do self harm once and I'm scared to go faraway from her ever since).
Desperate people make a good cheap employee.
Found out that your ex gf favorite boyband member died from lemmyshitpost meme, life is weird
Obviously they walk into our missile/s
I've been using Pop Os on my Thinkpad X1 Yoga 3rd for about 2 month now. It's great but i have touchscreen problem with touchscreen not working after i left the laptop to sleep/standby
It's all the emus plan to take over the world
Me chewing the Balrog candy bar trying to swallow it
My uvula "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
Mate this is amazing!, gonna use it as my phone wallpaper
Rolling on their back: they're exposing their vulnerable stomachs to you as a show of trust. this is not an invitation to touch their stomach
Too late chief now i have scratches on my hand
My uncle save me, the good thing is i always go with my siblings and cousin + my uncle. So someone always on standby. Got nagged by my grandma and banned from swimming there but we go there next day anyway.