Seems a little Rude, Barb to hoard your rhubarb.
My voice is my passport, verify me.
Not quite the same, but my favorite:
I think the one thing that visual misses out on is that no one accounted for how many would describe themselves as loving having their face eaten.
Can you pull up a bookmarked item to read when you don't have an active network connection? If yes, that's a "read it later" service. If no, then that's why they are useful.
I bet he totally got special access to go up to the crown or torch whenever he wanted.
Checkmate!
I firmly believe that everyone enjoys reading* most just haven't found their books. That's why there are spikes in reading around popular erotica like 50 shades, or smutty fantasy, or book release parties for the Harry Potter books etc...
*- for definitions of reading that aren't strictly processing printed words on a physical page.
I could be wrong, but this seems problematic...
This is why I've started reading one book, listening to a different audio book in my right earbud and streaming someone doing a YouTube read a loud in the other Earbud. Burning through that TBR...
Only if they want to, they aren't legally obligated to* and have let crimes happen without consequences if they are the right people.
*- in the US