Captainpatters

joined 1 year ago
[–] Captainpatters@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

It's a fun and easy link to make but I don't see us breaking our transfer record on a teenager from the Danish league. Plus we just don't need attackers.

Buy a fucking fullback bloom or I will cause a ruckus

[–] Captainpatters@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Ajax get points for having more possession than us but have them immediately deducted for letting us keep a clean sheet thus far

[–] Captainpatters@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Honest question for United fans. When was the last actually convincing performance? Because I'm struggling to think of one this season

[–] Captainpatters@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

its actually impressive how TNT sports has managed to assemble the most unbearable team of commentators possible. Once in a blue moon you may get Mccoist but other than that they're all awful.

[–] Captainpatters@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

United fans acting like they've never benefited from dodgy VAR calls lmao

[–] Captainpatters@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

LARGE ANGELOS

[–] Captainpatters@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Every single Sunderland and Blackburn fan has reflected on how terrible he was for them. Makes it so much funnier. De Zerbi is one crazy mf

[–] Captainpatters@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you'd have told me in 2019 that the bloke who I just watched get benched and then relegated in Sunderland Till I die would be our starting keeper in our European debut season; I would have probably doubted your faculties

[–] Captainpatters@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

We needed a backup goalkeeper and a long term option. With Verbruggen we have both.

[–] Captainpatters@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe for you nerd

[–] Captainpatters@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Sometimes football is so dire it loops around and becomes properly entertaining

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