10 minutes. NOTHING from United 💀😱

In b4 Sheffield [1] - 0 Manchester United

Proper postprandial vibe to this match

"Garnacho is so good" - some redditor

Red

Edit nvm first angle looked a lot worse

Manchester United looking very poor so far

Varane back, we lose Evans to injury. The tradition goes on

Martial looks injured.

I am incredibly surprised.

God the green kits for United are ass.

Something really 2017 about that Man U back four

We are built like a flinstone car🤣🤣🤣

"First Choice Defender", sorry.. never heard of it.

This united team looking pretty damn sus not gonna lie

I would like to order one United pick me up, thank you.

The clash of kits looks so bad on TV

Not went to the effort of looking at the games hes played but get the feeling that stat about Maguires win record just tells you Ten Hag doesn't trust him to start against decent teams so most of his games are against easier opposition not that United are better with him.

Not feeling it from this United team. The handshakes are done and they still not dominating. What is wrong?

Good god, I honestly forgot how bad our backline situation was…

Rest in Peace Bobby

I've missed Antonys hospital shots ngl

Why Erik Ten Fraud not playing Mctominay at CF? What gives?

Why am i a utd fan😓what did i do to deserve this suffering😒

Ain’t no way it’s soon 11 years since United won the league.

Maybe Evans, Dalot, Lindelöf and Antony can ein it again! 💀

"Not surprised Maguire has got the nod here..."

Is there any other option to choose from? Weird thing to say.

That was some miss from McBurnie. That should’ve been a goal

Rugby giving us an alternative is a godsend. Imagine City Brighton is on during the blackout but this game is shown

Why isn't Reguilon in the squad? I thought he was fit.

Please, just 1 easy win please

Time for the biggest match of the day

Life hack for all United fans: If you squint your eyes you can pretend that you're the red team

Antony is shit. He was essentially kicking at air and managed to hit the ball.

I miss Delap

Fuck knows what Man Utd we'll see tonight.

They veer from clown shoes to competency to occasional brilliance. Usually in the space of a minute. Minus the brilliance and the competency.

I'm super biased here obviously, but I don't understand why Eriksen is not starting for United currently. I feel like in a majority of their games, the midfield is just not working and there's little control of games that they should dominate. Then Eriksen comes on in the 2nd half and it nearly always improves. I know he can't play 90 minutes in the Prem, but why not give him 60 instead of 30-45 minutes?

How is Sheffield playing so well?? Lmfao

Antony unlucky there. If it had gone into the top corner rather in into the keeper, he mightve scored

This Man U kit is just bad. They look like West Brom or something.

McBurnie is such a shit striker

SHU doing well

Gary Neville voice: ”But this is Manchester United!”

😂💀🤡

Casemiro was the problem

You have to get up Jonny there's no one else

All the reddit experts thought ambrabat was the best defensive midfield

Long game🤣🤣🤣

I cannot tell Antony and Bruno apart rn

That guy was right Ten Hags isn't enough this Man U team need Eleven or Twelve Hags minimum

Jamie Redknapp has been preventing Jimmy from speaking all night

"Going home to sort out some issues" is perhaps the most cowardly way you could describe Antony's situation, congratulations