CEOofmyhouse56

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 points 4 minutes ago

Dirty old cunt.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 points 24 minutes ago

They're my chocolate of the month right now. Bought the Aldi ones because they have the little pillowslips. Coles do not.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 28 minutes ago

Google the ones closest to home. Pick the one that's closest to 5 stars and lots of reviews. Get quotes from 3 of them. Pick one.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Oh yeah that one is but I like to do red hearts (they keep coming up small and black) because what does any other coloured heart mean?

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

I don't know what the answers are but you've got a friend in me. ๐Ÿ’œ

Everytime I press the red heart it comes up black. Maybe I've used up my red hearts quota or run out of red ink. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ anyway red heart, red heart, red heart.

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It will definitely be used to skim fat and oil from my stews.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

As a parent sometimes we say things out of frustration. It doesn't make it right though. Big hugs for you because you are going forward and that's the main thing. ๐Ÿ’›

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 9 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

I always wanted a turkey baster and thanks to Aldi I now have one.

Ps. When I typed in baster it automatically typed in bastard.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

No drain in a 1970s house. Although that would've been handy.

Thanks. I have had the hot water hose spring a leak under the bathroom basin cabinet. That was a hot steamy mess.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 9 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

Yesterday I was in my lounge room and I heard water running so I cocked my head, went into the kitchen and realised FUCK ITS THE LAUNDRY. So I sprint in there and turn the tap off. My washing machine had sprung a leak. First thing i did was take off my socks because ick. Water everywhere. Luckily it didn't reach the hallway carpet. Cleaned it up. There was swearing but atleast I know I run towards danger, didn't panic and my hearing is still good.

Good news is I defrosted my freezer so I get to pack it with frozen goods from Aldi today.

That's called a "liquid lunch".

 

Can't decide on a horse tomorrow? I've got a dart board and I've had a few drinks. Let me decide for you. I've got 18 horses left. All you have to say is go!

*Remember gamble responsibly.

 

It's not a bad night in Melbourne tonight. I'm getting pissed and listening to music as per usual. What's everyone else doing?

 

Hey guys and girls. We don't have a health and fitness community. I was thinking of starting one where we can post achievements, fitness videos, questions etc. Would anyone be interested?

 

Happy Fish Fingers and Custard Day

 

Help yourself to a free coffee โ˜• โ˜• โ˜• โ˜• โ˜•

 

April Fool's Day

 

๐ŸซHAPPY EASTER๐Ÿซ

 

Easter Saturday

One more sleeps to the Easter bunny's here ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘

 

Good Friday

 

Have a great day ๐Ÿ‘

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