AllNewTypeFace

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 19 points 4 days ago

Most normal lemming pick-up line

If anyone other than Israel did this, it would probably have been a war crime. Though, as it is, there is no way of determining whether it constitutes a crime.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 79 points 4 days ago (15 children)

IIRC, Spotify watches the system volume and doesn’t pay for streams playing when it’s muted. Physically unplugging your speakers should work, though.

Sometimes discretion is the greater part of valour.

If you’re going to name a cat that, adopt two and name the other Weed or something.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not having zero, they couldn’t have computers and thus social media, so they had to improvise

He gave his name to the sin of swaggarcy, of diverting church funds to pay for sex.

The possibility will be hanging over the mantelpiece like Chekhov’s gun, reminding them to do as they’re told, just in case they get any ideas.

Isn’t Spain’s left-wing government on the ropes with a corruption scandal, and likely to be replaced by a hard-right government soon?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Maybe they’ll all get resettled in Madagascar or somewhere.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

By then Gen X will have replaced them, and going on about reminiscing about how mix CDs burned from MP3s downloaded from AOL sounded better than the vinyl and TikToks the kids are listening to will be the “we drank from the hose was our curfew” of the time

If cats were allistic, they’d be dogs

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