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[–] TheUncannyObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Why are they bombing the courtyard?

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 55 points 4 months ago

Lol even in their propaganda they missed

[–] MyPornViewingAccount@lemmy.world 48 points 4 months ago

They hate that coffee stand.

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You misunderstood - that's its wingman. They are celebrating 50% reaching the target

[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Used to be a hotdog stand how times have changed.

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

nah the taco bell is underground for extra security. coffee shop / hot dog stand is still there. they still burn the coffee, too, as is tradition

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 17 points 4 months ago

Because they were lucky to even hit that close.

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

Haven't you played Legend of Zelda? That's the spot you drop a bomb to reveal the secret passage

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I mean it's called Ground Zero for a reason...

Edit: just occured to me that this is a great way for OSINT actors to determine who is actually US military. Carry on.

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ummm... crayon yum. Definitely marine here. Now I'm going to go drive off in my 33% interest dodge, drink some beers and have sex with a woman who just wants armed forces benefits.

Simper Fry

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

a woman who just wants armed forces benefits

My Navy buddy used to refer to them (including his wife at the time) as a 'dependapotamus'

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Yup, heard that one.

None of them are exactly pleasant

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Tricare-atops

[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Aww, she said the same thing

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Shit... Is there a justbootthings on Lemmy?

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Good question- here 9 months and still figuring it all out.

I mean, this is pretty close

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

JBT and NCD are like cousins

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 points 4 months ago
[–] BraveLittleToaster@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Do you mean to say that only US military personnel know there's a courtyard in the middle of the Pentagon? I thought that was widely known.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 9 points 4 months ago

Yeah... Also I'd bet like 90+% of people in the service have never even seen the pentagon in person because they have no reason to go there.

[–] FocusFire@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think many of us here are current or former military

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

True. Yours truly included. Just not part of the military you're thinking of.

For fred og frihet!

[–] JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

for peace or french fries?

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 37 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

For the curious, the phrase on there, "Победа всегда за нами!" (Pobeda vsegda za nami) means "Victory is always ours!". The literal translation is victory always for us, but that sounds weird in English.

Curious that they didn't use a Latin Z in place of the з that's in their normal alphabet.

They proclaim as they bomb the poor innocent coffee shop.

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

because z is easier to paint? just need 3 stripes and boom marked
they somehow regularly manage to screw up even sth as simple as that though lol

meme

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 months ago

So they admit they started this in 2014?

[–] Hegar@kbin.social 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why are they including their invasion of Ukraine, Napoleon's Russian invasion AND the period of Mongol dominance over the Rus? Is Putin claiming the Mongolian conquest of Kievan Rus as a military accomplishment of Russia?

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It’s all “the West is coming for us” messaging with the dates they picked, they don’t care about the details.

[–] Hegar@kbin.social 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

“the West is coming for us” ... they don’t care about the details.

Surely they at least care about the correct direction.

East =/= West.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

The great horde were allied with Lithuania when they lost in 1480.

idk I don’t disagree, their messaging is as shit as everything else that comes from them as of late

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My understanding is that it all loops back around anyway

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

It's all turtles.

[–] wieson@feddit.de 11 points 4 months ago

victory always

Where are the dates of ww1?

Where are they?!

Or the polish soviet war, the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan? The Russo Japanese war? The Russo British Crimea wars?

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

By hitting bullseye ojnthe one place where you shouldn't

[–] Dreizehn@kbin.social 4 points 4 months ago

LOL...Victory is with us! Fuck the Muscovites and the Pentagon is still standing.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I would love to watch them try. Can that poor tugboat even drag the floating horror show that is their carrier across the atlantic?

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Now Imagine how they would shit themselves if they saw a poster with an F-35 that's bombing the Kremlin.