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submitted 7 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 190 points 7 months ago (5 children)

How the fuck he fold towels?

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 73 points 7 months ago

That is a downside. But on the upside, he's immune to hanging.

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 34 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm up a lot earlier than usual and I've had too much coffee and this has me cry laughing. Thank you.

[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What?

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 48 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (8 children)

I think I can transalte: "How can he fold towels if he doesn't have a chin?"

Cause most people hold the middle part of the towel with their chin when folding.

This is the best image I could quickly find -

[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 15 points 7 months ago (11 children)

But why?

Am I secretly a towel folding genius? I don't see how that's remotely required?

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

It's usually blankets that are folded using the chin. Maybe they have gigantic towels.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Those are the best towels. See also "hang-dried floofy towel bliss".

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[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (6 children)

I have to imagine that not a single pillow in his house has a pillowcase on it.

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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 9 points 7 months ago

You win Lemmy today. Hit me like a train... dyin' over here.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 107 points 7 months ago (3 children)

That chin was made for a beard.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 57 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What chin?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There's a slight bump there.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You sure that's not a pimple?

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You mean his check?

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 91 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If there was ever a man that deserves the ability to grow a full and thick beard, is this man. Alas, nature is sadistic.

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 75 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Look out! I just saw a giant Alaskan Bull Worm heading straight to Bikini Bottom!

[–] lengau@midwest.social 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's a good thing I was already sitting on the toilet because I shat myself laughing

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[–] terabytes@lemm.ee 59 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He is the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 7 months ago

"Quit cuttin' 'em down, or I'll bite off your knees!"

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 55 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Never shave unless you're certain you have a chin

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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 52 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You were great on MythBusters

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[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 47 points 7 months ago

That is.. unfortunate.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 41 points 7 months ago

Can we all see your best Earthworm Jim costume this year? Pretty please?

[–] Mesophar@lemm.ee 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They call me Dr. Worm. Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm.

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[–] EvilLootbox@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago

On the plus side they are now turtly enough for the turtle club

[–] PiJiNWiNg@sh.itjust.works 25 points 7 months ago

His name wouldn't happen to be Jim?

[–] Questy@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

Jawless execution!

[–] WhosMansIsThis@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 7 months ago

Why my mans look like he speak for the trees?

[–] lambchop@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

You can have it all my empire of dirt.

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 18 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Holy shit he's a San'Shyuum

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The genetic lottery was not kind to this man.

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[–] Muffi@programming.dev 17 points 7 months ago

Time for a Bob's Burgers rewatch

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

It's like a small planetoid; it has its own weather system! Like an orange on a toothpick! Lookit the size o' that thing! Oh, he's gonna cry himself to sleep tonight on his huuge pillo'.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I dont like live action worms apocalypse.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago

Gah! Put it back!!

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Man is goitered to the hilt

[–] Signtist@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

As soon as I saw this I thought "Get this man some iodine, stat! Or, conversely, stop giving this man so much iodine!"

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[–] babyfarmer@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

How does this guy fold a blanket?

[–] Amro@kbin.social 9 points 7 months ago

@The_Picard_Maneuver Just move to a different franchise and they call you God Emperor!

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 7 months ago

lorax

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I'm gobsmacked.

[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

The spice must flow

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Classic toehead

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

https://youtu.be/Ia_8vh0uly8

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[–] yuriy@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

It’s so cartoonish, I love it so much. This man looks absurd.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

GROOVY!

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