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[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a result of Jimmy Carter's dairy subsidies. There was a Planet Money episode about it, and the origin of the phrase "government cheese":

https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2018/08/31/643486297/episode-862-big-government-cheese

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 28 points 1 year ago

They're preparing for the Dragonborn. He will need all 1.4 billion pounds of cheese to heal mid fight.

[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok who’s been messing with their Skyrim console commands?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You should see South Dakota's strategic cabbage chamber.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Idaho has potato caverns

[–] Eiim@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought, "1.4 billion pounds of cheese can't be a real number, right?" Turns out, it kinda is. 1.4 billion pounds (actually generally 1.45-1.5 billion) is the amount of cheese the USDA stores in cold storage warehouses across the US. And indeed, much of that seems to be in caves in Missouri. But any particular cave probably only stores a few million pounds, although getting specific numbers is rather difficult.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Okay, see, if this were most of what the government did; I'd happily pay taxes.

I'd pay extra and ask how I could help. I'd be painting american flags on shit, instead of saying 'smash the state'.

[–] lengau@midwest.social 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's just my emergency stash. I try to keep at least two week's worth of cheese there at any time.

[–] Osito@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Working on my night cheese

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[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Said the dragon of their hoard.

[–] lengau@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

You're welcome to have a ton or two. Tell 'em I sent ya

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A moon-sized pizza to feed the Devourer of Worlds and save the Earth that way.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

All they're doing is making earth's crust cheese stuffed.

[–] linux2647@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or it’s the government propping up Big Dairy

[–] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

It was, but I do believe they've sold off a lot of it by now

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

That's just the weekly stash

[–] JaymesRS 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There’s a bunch of these huge warehouse-like caves in Missouri, some are more natural, but many have been developed. They are super valuable because of the natural climate consistency.

An example near Kansas City: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SubTropolis

[–] MrEff@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I replied with this lower down then figured it might as well be a top level comment.

Here is a great YouTube video that explains not only this cheese cave, but the reason it even exists and then where we get the phrase "government cheese" from and the whole government program of propping up the dairy industry.

https://youtu.be/kvLMH0wb_0k?si=Fr5hvN401FG1A8aS

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Wait until you see Iowa's yogurt lagoon.

[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] clark@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Wisconsin is invading next week

[–] uis@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

635,029,318,000 g

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (5 children)
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[–] Duranie 5 points 1 year ago

This is my retirement plan. When the time comes, I'll hide in the vast caves and eat cheese the rest of my existence.

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ever wonder where the phrase "government cheese" comes from?

[–] FluorideMind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Not this, it comes from the free blocks of Velveeta style "cheese" the us government would give low income families in the 1980's

[–] MrEff@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Sorry for the YouTube link but this explains not only the phrase, but also the entire think this post is about.

https://youtu.be/kvLMH0wb_0k?si=Fr5hvN401FG1A8aS

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Make believe they're home for a captured south European spy.

[–] rsuri@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I would empty that place in an evening of "just one more slice and I'll go to bed"

[–] Missmuffet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 1 year ago

I'd like to order an XL New York triple cheese pizza please... ummm, make that 2.

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

El queso del gobierno

[–] littlecolt@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Being fat and full of cheese. Bliss.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're planning on selling a lot of cheese...

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Giving everyone either horrible constipation or violent diarrhea.

[–] byroon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

Is American cheese any good? TV shows seem to imply it isn't but it seems weird you wouldn't have good cheese by now
Edit: I meant cheese made/available in the US, rather than the type called "American cheese". But thanks for the answers

[–] ButtDrugs@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's a lot of incredible American- made cheeses, usually from more local cheese makers. Wisconsin and Vermont are the most fampus for their cheeses, but every state probably has good cheesemakers and there are some pretty good national brands. But the main cheese section at your typical grocery store is mostly just mass-produced cheap cheese that is probably more what you're referring too, which is fine for most uses (e.g. cooking) but eaten alone i would describe as perfectly fine but not great. A lot of grocery stores have a nicer cheese section, but it's usually in a section of the store more with other small bites.

[–] ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We have normal cheese here too. American cheese is a specific kind of cheese, the same way Swiss cheese is. If you ask me, American cheese is nasty, but we do have good cheese in America

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

American cheese has its uses. Or at least 1.

It makes a perfectly serviceable grilled cheese sandwich.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't go eat a slice of it, but it's good on burgers.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It's cheddar fond, basically.

If it was made exclusively in France it would be considered a delicacy.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

If they start trucking in cornchips and jalapenos...

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
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