this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2024
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[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 46 points 7 months ago (3 children)

This makes me want to commit a crime

[–] Icalasari@fedia.io 23 points 7 months ago

Whatever you commit against OP can not be a crime, merely justice

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

Wet sock mayo burger please

[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But two crimes don't make a right O:

-1 * -1 = 1 checkmate

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This reminds of that time I came back home so wasted I thought eating a kebab while taking a shower with my clothes still on was a good idea.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Once I had a shower beer, slipped and hit the floor on my back, glass shattered all around me. Too scared to move because I was rather intoxicated—hence the fall—I had my house mate throw a towel in so I could cover myself, then they shut the water off and told me where I could safely crawl out backwards with my elbows.

It was stressful. And I still got cut on leg somehow. Very easy clean up though.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 7 months ago

Very easy clean up though.

So it all went according to plan!

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago
[–] Zier@fedia.io 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

WOW! You really orgasm A LOT for a burger & fries. Is this some new kink? I mean, that bun is not that sexy bro.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't yuk his yum. He's not hurting anyone.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 7 months ago

No one gets hurt until it lands in your eye.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

This actually looks like a real photo and not an AI generated pic. If so, props to OP for the dedication in creating this monstrosity.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

It is not my creation, but it is a real picture I found. I appropriated it from somewhere.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

The only bad part of that picture is the socks on in the tub, besides that I could get behind a bath burger or six.

[–] TheControlled@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

There's some weird shit people do for likes.

Edit: stupid speech to text

[–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It’s okay, there’s an extra jar of mayo on the ledge

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don’t trust him, he and Mario have other sinister plans

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I'm just wondering why he's so swollen while mario isn't

[–] KillingAndKindess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

NY biggest problem, if you made this.meal yourself, is your choice of cut on your fries... immediately soggy, regardless of bathwater.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I like soggy fries, sue me!

Don't know why someone down voted you though, your comment was funny.

[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

People will downvote anything because people are often pretty immature and petty.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

That is true. They tend to downvote to push their own comments up too which is kind of sad

[–] femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Same. Unrelated to the picture

[–] clemdemort@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What do you do for diner?

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

No ice cream? Weird.

[–] cosmicrose@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

At least you’re using Duke’s, clear evidence you’re still sane.

[–] Lesrid@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

That's the one time a grocery store deal actually achieved its purpose of getting me to permanently switch brands. That mayo is perfect down to the texture.

[–] Nikki@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

girl breakfast

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Nice homage to the 2009 classic Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games at Vancouver!

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Is there a "Thanks, I hate it" community? Please cross post 💀

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 4 points 7 months ago

chiccken Louisiana 🥳

[–] DerpDerpingtonIsHere@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Is that mfin potato salad?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 7 months ago

Pretty sure it's just a heaping amount of mayo.

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Must be Canadian

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

He has a plan

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Why? Just because she didn't shave her legs? Let her be her.

[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

To calm down, think about the 5 minutes in the photographer's life following the snap. Wet socks, condiments to clean up…

[–] femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

yes lets kill each other :33

[–] femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago

stabs you in the spleen

(With rizz)