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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Farmer: Hey, Sweet Potato. How is it you became sentient again?

Sweet Potato: I was bitten by a radioactive person and gained human-like powers. Also I'm no longer a Sweet Potato.

Farmer: What are you then?

Sweet Potato: I think, therefore I Yam.

[–] Lath@kbin.earth 4 points 8 months ago

That awkward state when you think you're Yammy, but you're actually yummy.

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 8 months ago

Once again proving that you can lead a horse to lager, but you can't make him think.

[–] raydenuni@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is now my second favorite "cart before the horse joke".

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] raydenuni@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] superb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Reading through that was a throwback. A lot of “you sir have won the internet” type comments

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

A simpler time. I wish I could go back.

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thats a lot of deleted comments, feel like i stumbled upon a genocide

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Or as I call it: Tuesday

[–] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

we’ve come a long way from the Magna Carta

One might even say it’s been a long road

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 8 months ago

It's been a long road, getting from here to their

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 10 points 8 months ago

Honestly one of my favorite jokes. I love the stupid horse into a bar format, the misdirect that it's going to be a deep philosophical joke, and the reveal reveal of a dad level pun.

I actually just used this a couple weeks ago in a discussion post for college.1000022068

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 9 points 8 months ago

I Kant believe you've done this...

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.

- Bruce

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Thank you Q...