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Happy St Paddy's Day ya cheeky little leprechauns ๐Ÿ’š

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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 20 points 8 months ago (10 children)

Iโ€™d like you all to meet my tiny son.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 9 points 8 months ago

He has your eyes.

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago

Hello birdo!

I feel like he's judging us and quite rightly.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago

Oh, I know your doppelgรคnger. Heโ€™s named Mr Darcy. Most handsome the both of you.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago

G'day mate!

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Omg I love him! What's his name?

Look how cute he is! Omg! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I havenโ€™t settled on one - I only got him yesterday - but I keep talking to him as โ€œChookโ€

[โ€“] Eagle@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago

Chook is a great name!

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago

hello brother i will try to be nice

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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm heading into a family dinner of doom. Parent's anniversary.

After a falling out with Bro and SIL which has turned out not so well fuckin' lets go.

I'm getting a mexicana.

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Spicy dins for spicy chat.

Can't believe your bro and SIL are still spitting the dummy over their childishness. You've done well to hold your ground.

Is this the takeaway joint near Harp Road? I've tried nothing in that area so far except Minu's which is legit. Although they only seem to be open 3 days a week now :(

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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sleepy Mickey says "Zzzzzzzzz."

tabby and white cat showing belly and sleeping

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[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Apartment clean. Shopping shopped. Fan on and blinds down from the afternoon sun. Think I am gonna have a lil beer to celebrate while I prep some curry bases for the week.

Went out and celebrated my new job with mates. But I have to get up at 8am for a docs appointment. Booooo

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 10 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Our daughter made us a surprise anniversary cake. Her first ever. She's lucky we love her to bits.

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[โ€“] bull@aussie.zone 9 points 8 months ago

Went into Autobarn to put a deposit down on my $270 dashcam installation. Lady says: "do you remember who you spoke to?" No, sorry. "That's alright.. were you quoted $250?"

....Yes. Yes I was.

Oh also I went to the 10c recycling place for the first time with my 2 garbage bags of cans and bottles. $9.50 cash money in my pocket.

Nice day to be out and about!

[โ€“] Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Catching up with a mate tonight.

A couple of weeks ago he got together with someone and fell of the radar. We're really close, like family, so I'm thinking when he's free he'll hit me up.

I left it alone for a while.

Then the other day he asked me why I was being distant.

I don't know how to explain to him that I don't want to be a nuisance. I think he's upset that I left him alone.

Dunno. It's weird. It's like he thinks I'm ignoring him.

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago

I totes understand this. It's not you.

I waver between being happy enthusiastic and worrying I'm being a needy pest that can't read cues so I go quiet.

just talk

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago

Oรญche mhaith

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Snake says: be nice to a Druid today, St. Pรกdhraig was a bigoted prick. But Slรกinte anyway! (unless you drink green beer, ya knob) plush snake with whiskey liqueur

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You should be nice to druids EVERY day - they can do some impressive curses when they want to.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Particularly if you want the corn in your field to thrive, and your milch cows strong.
EDIT: any mob that can sing a song to make rats fall dead from the rafters is worth keeping on the right side of. I wonder if they do possums ...

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[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Slรกinte snake! Sorry about the whole 'kicked out of Ireland' thing

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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

The recent heat has completely messed up my sleeping pattern

runs along the fence like a brushtail

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago

plays tag on your tin roof

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Good night all. ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ€

[โ€“] Baku@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I have a nick name. ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน

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[โ€“] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

@Baku - Only about 400kms this weekend.

The evening is beautiful, but I am still sickly. Itโ€™s annoying.

Anyway, lifeโ€™s too short, eh.

Sunset, Middle Park.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh this is perfect thank you. I was thinking I'm missing tonight's sunset but I get to see it here.

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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago

Atrocious as usual, but I do love Chess.

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago

sorted out all the clothes I don't wear and won't wear, put aside for opshop

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

We went out for dinner and we got to feed the fishes.

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[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago

I just didn't feel like rice today so I cut a lorge potat into chunks and steamed it to eat with the rest of the soopa spicy eggplant and tvp mince. This actually is a delicious combination since the potat is completely plain and the eggplant has all the salt and oil and flavour.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago

Top o' the mornin' to yas.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Got the night off last night so I spun up the rig and brought some managed democracy to the bugs and robots of helldivers 2. Only made it till 11pm before I had to go to bed. Rookie numbers.

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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago

With vinegar

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago

I am going to strangle this man! Iโ€™ve never seen these forms before either, wtf am I supposed to know how to fix it.?! Read the bloody screen yourself. And donโ€™t whine about me plugging in a mouse, track pads suck rancid donkey gnads.

I didn't manage lunch today, so my nana dinner (mushroom pie) is in the oven and will be ready in no time. I'll be in bed at 7:30 at this rate.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (10 children)

Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Porridge and a guiness please

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Fry up with soda bread please

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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