this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2024
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[–] Mokujin@lemmy.world 40 points 6 months ago

Finally, thank God

[–] mariah@feddit.rocks 21 points 6 months ago

Ok. Remind me in 7 days

[–] badbrainstorm@lemmy.today 14 points 6 months ago

Thank you for your merciful, sweet release! Prepare for a lawsuit if I'm still alive in 8 days

[–] xhieron@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

There's something wrong with mine. It's not spinning. Do I still get the death, or do I have to do something special? I don't want to miss out.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

I see this as an absolute win

[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Guess I'll die!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Oh well, I had a pretty good run 🤷

Ok, I had a run.

A walk.

A pitiful waddle? Yeah, that sounds more accurate

[–] Atin@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In that case I'm definitely not sharing

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

I can’t wait, personally.

[–] strawberry@kbin.run 7 points 6 months ago
[–] Random_internet_user@lemmy.today 6 points 6 months ago

If you said something like you will live X more days i would've reposted .

[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago
[–] RudeOnTuesdays@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I survived email chains, I'll survive this.

Probably.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Gonna put it on my calendar. Thanks.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Guys it's not spinning what does this mean

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago

You died seven days ago.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm on the website I get to blame everyone else for breaking the canonical experience muahahaha

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Works in Firefox. Add that to the many reasons to switch.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

T minus 6 days…

[–] tissek@ttrpg.network 4 points 6 months ago

Do you actually want us not to repost it?

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

remindme! 8d

[–] Gakomi@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

How did Facebook 50 to 70 years old or redditors that are max 13 years old ended up hear too ?

[–] m13@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nice try, but I have immunity dog saved on my computer.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago

And you didn't share. You monster.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 6 months ago

Just gonna say bye now cuz I'm not gonna be here next week.

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

I'm going to take my chances.

[–] nadram@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

That took me back to the late 90s

[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

No backsies!!!

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

If I could only be so lucky

[–] JesusRat@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Eat my ass you gay ass nugget.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Send to my mom. She'll be all over this

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Oof ouch my arteries