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[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 15 points 8 months ago

Chocolate Shellfish and the Hot Sauce Flavored Water

[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

Oh you'll be explaining alright, at the Hague.

[–] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

Ah, dude! Shrimplet-chip cocktail cookies!? My sleep paralysis demon makes these!

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They could have at least taken the tails off first! That's a choking hazard!

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (5 children)

I'm a crazy person and I don't bother to remove the shells from the tails. I straight up eat the shell part with the exception of the bit at the end that doesn't have meat in it.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago
[–] SandLight@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I'll only eat the tail of it's breaded and fried

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

I’ve heard that cooking shrimp with tails still encased in their shells helps preserve flavor, but I’ve never heard of anyone actually eating the shell.

I just pick the end of the shell off the tail before wasting the whole thing.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

You eat the shells??? 🤢🤢🤢🤮

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

some of the protein powder that gym bros pay like $80 a jar for is made primarily from shrimp tails that have ground up into a fine powder. the shrimp processing facilities give away the shrimp tails for free as a byproduct.

[–] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago

This sounds like grade a bro-science.
I trust you, bro.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

First thing I've seen in a while that made me audibly gag. Fuck you, OP.

[–] JaymesRS 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] dingus@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Honestly same. A lot of food combo abominations I see posted online look honestly a bit intriguing.

[–] doesnt_use_lemmy@lemmings.world 6 points 8 months ago

This post is making me reassess how much internet I use in the mornings

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I hate this

[–] lookorex@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I'm sitting here trying to figure out what the meme reference is, not even recognizing the fact that it's chocolate chip cookies with shrimp on it

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

[Mad Doctor] "We need more cursed pictures to ~~tort~~... ehmm experiment our test subject"

[Mad Assistant] "I just have the perfect thing"

[–] wallmenis@lemmy.one 3 points 8 months ago

Of cource it doesn't. It is as shrimple as that!

[–] ElCanut@jlai.lu 3 points 8 months ago

Where jeans

[–] proper@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

shocolate scrimps

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago
[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago
[–] TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

IMO the worst part is that the dip looks like it's salsa, not even cocktail sauce 😤

[–] Squire1039@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Chocolate chip-shrimp cookies with dip... yum...

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Chocolate Chrimp cookies

[–] Illecors@lemmy.cafe 2 points 8 months ago

This has summoned a true feeling of disgust from deep within.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago

No. Stop it.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 2 points 8 months ago
[–] thehatfox@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I’m not sure this even can be explained…

🤢

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

If it’s good it’s good

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago
[–] TheOgreChef@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I feel like shrimpookies need lots of explaining.