What the fuck kind of dystopic garbage is "pet rent"? Is this something I'm too actual tenant rights to understand?
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This is unfortunately very common in the US, standard in fact almost
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I get that pets can increase the amount of damage a property suffers.
I had to pay a cat deposit when I moved in and got it back when I proved I had properly cleaned the carpets.
but rent?
Oh no that's crazy haha
You're paying for the building. Doesn't make any sense having a pet would increase that.
My immediate thought was that you can rent a cat if you don't own one.
But yeah, it just looks like "there's gonna be another tenant, pay for that" and the tenant is a cat
Oh, is that abnormal? Sorry my country opposes freedom from the capital holding class
Not sure why they needed to say "2 pet limit" at the bottom, they already clarified that with "Cat Cat".
Oh good, this place will be perfect for my jaguar. His name is Nibbles.
Awww, nice. I was going to suggest a puma.
I thought I told you to stop making up animals.
I only drink the blood of my enemies! ...and the occasional strawberry yoohoo.
Thank you both. I was afraid my puma reference would go unnoticed.
And, Chupathingy.
(Arnold Accent) It's not a puma!
Finally a home, that doesn't discriminate against imsorryjon levels of cat
I guess they occasionally have someone bringing in a cougar or something
Nobody told me my girlfriend couldn't stay over.
I'm talking about cougar, not cougar.
Hey man, age is just a number okay?
Cat cat.
Up to two.
So a cat cat and a cat cat.
There's for sure a story about somebody trying to have a cat-panther so they need to make sure.
That's fucked up to charge both a deposit and "monthly pet rent"
Oh lawd, he coming
A mid sized mountain lion would satisfy those requirements. Just saying…
Release it into the landlords room while they're in bed sleeping, save at least a couple of months of rent.
Plus the free room and board in the clink
Well well well, folks. Looks like we have a landlord... release the mountain lion.
Had problems with fucking tigers before.
I’d like to see you not have problems fucking a tiger, buddy
So is the 200 lb limit per cat? Or a total?
Yes
Also how much does a Tiger weigh?
The three major types are Bengal, Siberian, and Sumatran tigers. For an adult tiger, Wikipedia says 165 to 675 lbs (75 to 300 kg) depending on type.
TL;DR: Female Sumatran tigers are allowed.
The monthly pet rent is outrageous
Which pets do they have to rent?