this post was submitted on 29 Feb 2024
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[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Certainly on the jetty, near the jeach

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

And you can meet Jeansus there

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Congratulations you were funny, faster than me

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 12 points 8 months ago

A wrangler perhaps?

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Your face be like when you tired of all this shit

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

He's been waiting over two thousand years to come again.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 8 months ago

I’m so glad you pointed this out.

I’ve been sending these to my wife for the past two days. She’s playfully annoyed with my antagonism.

I sent this to her, and then said “Zoom in on his face. It’s the same face you made 2 seconds ago.”

She has yet to see it, but I’m expecting to hear her scream from her office.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Put some sprung cowboy boots on him and he's the Walking Dude. IYKYN.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Hold on now don't forget your junscreen or your jowels!

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Oh damn the jopes on the front are 🔥 Edit: the Jim's of the wheels too

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I mean I'd get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Jeansus

Edit dammit someone beat me to it*

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

Jeanus take the jewheel.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Jesus take the wheel

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 8 months ago

I bet jopes have double the strength of ropes

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago
[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Okay I'll bite. WTF is up with all the AI Jean posts?

[–] zzx@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Idk but they're funny

[–] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago

Please ban AI generated posts already...