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[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 63 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Damn that seems like the perfect tool!!! I'll get one and report back

[–] Eric_Pollock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

[–] LinyosT@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago
[–] PilferJynx@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Free lifting has helped my posture tremendously. You don't need to focus on being a buff gymbro. Just enough intensity to build enough muscle to force your bones into the right shape.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not asking for posture advice, I'm asking how to remove it

[–] PilferJynx@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Oh well then.. I know a guy that knows a guy. Hope you dont mind headaches.

[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

No head, no ache.

[–] fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago

Any exercises you would recommend in particular?

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Great to have a tutorial!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I for one need my cervical spine. I am not going to get rid of it.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Why need? It seems unnecessary. Snail doesn't have it, why should I

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Snail also has no dick cut it off

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 12 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] charonn0@startrek.website 5 points 8 months ago

They, too, have impressive penises.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Snails love the D

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago

So what, you think you're just better than an invertebrate? Say that to an octopus's face

[–] fylkenny@feddit.de 5 points 8 months ago

Can't be a neckbeard if you have no neck.

[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Does seem to have the side effect of removing the head though. I only want to remove the highlighted parts

[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, the rest is free of charge

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

That's nice at least

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

That won't remove it, that will correct it

[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Seems expensive, any DIY methods?

[–] fiercekitten@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago

Do you have access to a hungry lion, by any chance?

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Rip it out like a man you wimp

/s

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Seems like a good idea on the surface, but it'll delete other parts that I want to keep.

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 8 months ago
[–] brb@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I tried that but it was connected to other stock parts I don't want to delete

It's like a tablecloth, you have to pull it fast so everything that's attached to it will stay in place.

Note: you may experience some minor discomfort as the nerve endings separate. This is normal and should quickly resolve itself.

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[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Foward, Down, Forward, High Punch

[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Step 1: Stop hunching your head forward.

Barring physical issues preventing it, that's it.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No, no you've misunderstood the question.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So you're afraid to try? Good news then, you're already spineless! 😈

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[–] doleo@lemmy.one 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Close your eyes

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