doleo

joined 1 year ago

What are some words you swear people use to try and sound smart? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 3 points 4 days ago

"woke"

YouTube on TVs is cramming ads down your throat even when pausing videos in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 8 points 6 days ago

what would you serve on this plate

A piece of paper with only a heading: "Insert lobby request here:"

And a footer: "Your business is important to us, thanks for supporting Democracy™"

Dear iPhone users: in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 6 points 1 week ago

There are more reasons than I have time to type out, but I am a long time mac and iDevice user. What's got me raging lately is how, out of spite over a (justified, imo) EU ruling, apple is refusing to let EU customers access the newest toys in the playground. I'm in the process of transferring over to Android right now, I just havent found the right phone for me, yet.

Caption this. in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 13 points 2 weeks ago

“Whenever we kissed, it just always felt like something was missing”.

There is no history on the History channel. There's nothing true on TruTV. There's no music on music television. There's no science on the science channel. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 67 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

No truth on truth social

Spotted in #ottawa in c/fuckcars@lemmy.world

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 11 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, and also why the fuck not already?

"Off the top of his head" by PortSherry in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 25 points 4 weeks ago

So even Mickey doesn’t read his own T&Cs.

‘Labour is fair game’: Led By Donkeys says it will hold government to account in c/uk_politics@feddit.uk

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

B-b-b-b-but, both sides!

Anyone still giving a name to your car, and what is it? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 3 points 1 month ago

death cab for cutie

This is an X-Parrot in c/humor@beehaw.org

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 2 points 1 month ago

You think the pet shop keeps pussy in their bio?

Justin Simien Shares Next Gen and DS9 Inspirations Behind the In-Development Star Trek Comedy Series in c/startrek@startrek.website

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 4 points 1 month ago

brand diversification is not the diversity that I like to see in my star treks.

It got really weird... I think that was a weird interview by weird people... in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You don’t find it even more fitting that in the face of a seemingly obvious problem, those 2 would pick the worst solution?