Ask Lemmy

May very well go up in flames, is how bad.

I'm... uhh. I think I'm screwed here.

....... Ohhh.......

...... Ohhhh nooooo........

(unless it doesn't have to be literal if I can get a job voicing Facebones let's fuckin gooooo)

I am the person who should have died at every turn, but somehow being the only one that lives to the end, I imagine.

or I die by licking a diseased corpse.

So, hard to tell if its good or bad.

It's me or the other guy

I can't think of anything more metal than subsisting on arsenic, lead, and belladonna mixtures.

I'll be OK.

Depends on which one it is, one of them is significantly more helpful than the other.

Uhhhh...

Well, coffee is essential. It's just more on the nose now.

Not too bad,

I didn't choose the chug life, the chug life choo-choo chose me!

(And it's got a picture of a train!)

I feel pretty safe

I have to either rob or digitally pleasure someone named Cooper

I guess I'm a black rabbit now. Could be worse.

Very bad. I'll I've got is a really gross bagel

I'm in command but my crew had BETTER stay on my good side.

I sell tea, as 418 is a teapot, so I'd say not so bad

Time to stab Polyphemus in the eye and get outta this cave, I reckon.

Guess I'm setting fire to a lot of robots ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I think it'll be okay come night time.

Not bad at all.

Si vous dites mon nom, vous comprendrez.

I think I'll be ok.

It's bad.

Not so bad

Will you have a cup of tea? Ah go on, there’s plenty in the pot. Go on, have a cup of tea, so. Go on! Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on ….

Oh I'll be "Stayin' alive," alright.

For fuck sakes, can we not do this on Lemmy

Welp, time to change my diet, as if they didn't have it rough already by being lonely. Sorry little dudes

It's bad for you. I'm a steal yo girl, and if you come near my taniwha hideout, I'm going to eat you.

... I'm so high right now. That's probably how this ends for me: humans bringing me some cannabis, getting me too high, and leading me somewhere out of the way.

Has a slightly toxic, mysandristic taste to it, but overall the stew is much more palatable than anything else that came from this awkward creature.

Oranges and collared greens, I suppose. Could be worse.

I uh ... might be okay once I figure out what's going on

Sorry guys, the end times are on us, but at least they're cute and fluffy.

Another day on the job, comrades

Suing beverage companies for having severed toes inside

I'll be just fine.

Well, fuck

I guess I'm a rightwing pod caster now.

It's my name, so I guess I'll do ok?

Oh well, I'll die happy

I'll be fine

Sounds like I'll be doing psychedelics or phenethylamines possibly. Not a bad way to live.

I'm a lazy boy there's no doubt about it Might take a miracle to get me started