Programmer Humor

1. I am not made out of silly putty.
2. I am not female.
3. I cannot code.
4. I am 120% less flexible than her.
5. I lack a port hole through which to see the screen.
6. I don't want to.

Back-end developper ?

my neck. my back. my…

I'd say visibility is kinda poor

Risk of the buttplug falling on my face.

If I was to ever get myself into that position it's going to take 3 doctors and a voodoo priest to get me out of it.

Too close to my own dick, gonna try to suck it and get distracted.

An annoying lack of x-ray vision.

That wrist angle looks uncomfortable as all hell.

About 200 pounds.

I think it's the fact that I can't see the errors on my vagina.

I prefer to type on an ergonomic keyboard thank you very much.

What would enable me to work like that, is my question.

A lifetime of sitting still mostly

So this is the new Lenovo Yoga line... Nice.

My hamstrings

My back.

How to post to c/unixsocks

that would probably be a more healthy position to sit in then what i'm used to lol

Line of vision

1. I can easily bend in half and reach past my toes, but this is another ask entirely.
2. Even if I could do this, I don't have eyes in my back or a computer screen in my knees.

probably not having enough money to replace the laptop.

My neck.

My inflexibility

I have bones

I don't own a yoga mat

Aldready poor coding skills.

Even as a big fat homo, and presuming I could get into that position, I don't want to stare at my own dick all day.

2 mirrors

c/fullshrimp

I like to see the screen whole coding

I could probably get into a similar position, but I'm not that good at touch typing so 🤷‍♂️

What makes you think this isn’t how I code? Offices love me, this is way cheaper than a bunch of ergonomic equipment.

I can talk out my ass, but can't see through my ass. Common misconception.

My piriformis

I'm over 40. My body doesn't do that any more.