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What's stopping you from coding like this ? (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 102 points 9 months ago (3 children)
  1. I am not made out of silly putty.
  2. I am not female.
  3. I cannot code.
  4. I am 120% less flexible than her.
  5. I lack a port hole through which to see the screen.
  6. I don't want to.
[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
  1. My back
[–] Treczoks@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Apart from 3., I'm in full agreement.

[–] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

With the delay from transatlantic connections, I could ignore 5