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[–] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 63 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't understand. Where are the Bionicles?

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 17 points 7 months ago

On the floor behind the photographer

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 59 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Why the useless 2nd table?

Seems fishy...

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dude, where else would you keep the fleshlight/lotion and wetwipes?

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Fancy are we?

What happend to the good old hand, spit and sock?!

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Laptop, printer, microwavable meals, future expanded PC setup ... Back when I had corner desks, that's usually how I used the second side.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Printer? Might as well put a brick with a beeping function and a sign that says "oUt Of YeLlOw InK, cAnT pRiNt B&w"

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[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

And it gets in the way of proper VR space.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 48 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.one 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Just lay on your stomach and work your back muscles, bro!

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[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"If a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house" - Dave Chappelle

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[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 37 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Look at Rockefeller thinking he needs his our toilet.

Mine is down the hall and I share it with 23 other people and that's the way it should be!

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[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I tried living like this, but I couldn't. A couple more things I need:

  • sheets: both a fitted sheet for the matress and a second loose sheet on top
  • some kind of blanket or comforter on top of the sheets
  • two pillows, one "soft" and one "firm".

That being said... tables? A chair? Who are you, the King of France? In fact you don't even need the matress, just get a futon that you can fold up for more space and use a laptop on top of that, like I'm doing right now.

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[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 30 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Matress needs to be off the floor to prevent moisture from being trapped between the mattress and ground causing mildew/mold. More of an issue in humid places, but still - prop that bad boy up on some bricks or something idk

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Cargo pallets are about the right size, and are free, if you ask, at Lowes/ Home Depot/ other Hardware stores.

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Those are adult concerns and have no place in this childish utopia.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Bonus storage space! Physical notification every time you roll off! More space for the monsters! Easier to keep bed bugs at bay! More options for the Waifullow 2600XX!

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[–] pandacoder@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago (3 children)

No bedframe, no nightstand, only one monitor and it's tiny as hell

This looks like a prison, get me out

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago

When you don't have a bed frame, the whole floor is your night stand!

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A prison cell with walls and a carpeted floor, your own bathroom, and a door you control so you get to go anywhere you want.

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[–] yozhfyfyfy@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I feel personally attacked

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

You just keep living your best life

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[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 7 months ago

NGL when I finally got an apartment that's basically what my place looked like for months

Only difference was there was also a cat tree for my cat

His tree was the second piece of furniture I bought

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Idk...my back started hurting just looking at that chair but maybe that's just me.

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[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You are missing one toilet paper roll

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm sorry but this is missing dog.

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[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Needs at least two more monitors and one more soldering iron

[–] LeafOnTheWind@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

And a better chair. My back will die with that chair

[–] habl@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Far from complete. A fridge with beer and junkfood is missing. Also a toilet and tissues.

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[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 12 points 7 months ago

Throw in a better chair and a mini fridge and I'm sold.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 10 points 7 months ago (8 children)

I need books. Lots and lots of books to be somewhat happy..

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, but I want a chair with a backrest. But other than that, no notes

(I'm going with the vibe of the joke. There's a lot more that I consider table stakes irl, don't bother me.)

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

And just where am I expected to put my collection of American Girl dolls?

I think if they put computers and carpet in prison cells, they might not want to leave.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

Nah, gotta have an e-reader or tablet in there. You can't relax and read with a desktop or laptop.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 8 points 7 months ago

A SECOND table? Feeling fancy aren't we?

[–] kudu@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] evidences@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Meh needs more monitors and a better chair but it's close.

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago

Speak for yourself.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Pretty close, NGL...

[–] rainynight65@feddit.de 7 points 7 months ago

Needs a better chair and more ergonomics around the desk. Otherwise you'll be happy momentarily, but after a few months your back and other body parts will be quite unhappy with you.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Put this setup in the corner of a 4 car garage with a hoist and I'm sold.

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[–] ambitious_bones@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The lack of a slatted frame under that matress makes me uncomfortable.

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