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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 59 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Why the useless 2nd table?

Seems fishy...

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dude, where else would you keep the fleshlight/lotion and wetwipes?

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Fancy are we?

What happend to the good old hand, spit and sock?!

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 months ago

It is a circumcision thing

They need special lotion or it starts to chafe.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Yo, you gotta make sweet, sweet love to yourself, or how will anyone else?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Laptop, printer, microwavable meals, future expanded PC setup ... Back when I had corner desks, that's usually how I used the second side.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Printer? Might as well put a brick with a beeping function and a sign that says "oUt Of YeLlOw InK, cAnT pRiNt B&w"

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Back when I had a corner desk, I still naively believed.

Nowadays, on the rare occasion when I need to print, I have a Brother laser printer.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

Fuck you! Low on cyan!

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 7 months ago

How am I supposed to get that sign out of my brick?

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

And it gets in the way of proper VR space.