this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2024
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I wish I had more upvotes to give.
If the bump in the wall starts moaning, speaking, or forms a face, then GTFO FAST! :-P
Unless your summoning the demon was intentional, in which case don't be rude - say hi back! :-D
Bro why run? The wall has a mouth now. I can work with this.
Bonk
bonk me again daddy
Shut up, slave! I'll bonk you when I'm ready, slut!
That's more of a KinkJalopy at this point
Uh... W-what do you intend to do with that large gaping hole there, inside of which is a portal to a demonic realm?
Nvm, I don't think I need to know right now.:-D
(sex)
Given that happens fr, you're going to need to work on your mental health, tho...
Someone impregnated the glory hole.
Best case scenario it's full of pee.
Is... Is regular water not an option?
Do you know how much structural damage water can do??
You'll want a bucket and probably a mop.
When I first moved back east I was reveling in a thunderstorm, left the window open to hear the rain and the thunder. Did that a few times actually.
But yours is bigger.
Imagine how big it could be today. More water than wall.
Its like those ghost movies where things stretch out the walls; except way scarier because it comes with property damage.
It's okay that's just a friendly Demogorgon living in your wall
You can tell it's a demogorgon by its willingness to display its abilities. Don't confuse it with its much more dangerous relative, the demigorgon.
I just want to knowโฆ which brand of paint
Probably 5-7 coats of latex over 70 years.
Wall mart, obv
Doubt. It's actually holding together.
Wall wart, if anything
Wall water in its purest form
Yeah, towel should do the job
/s
That's one big spiders nest.
Good thing it's away from that electrical outlet ...
It's the titty wall from Duke Nukem, give it a slap
Ok no seriously, WHAT IS THAT
Water leak behind the paint.
This why you don't fuck with building code
Latex paint?
witty.
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