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[โ€“] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 66 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

๐Ÿคจ

๐ŸŸก

[โ€“] 4grams@awful.systems 4 points 9 months ago

I wish I had more upvotes to give.

[โ€“] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

don't you mean perganenant

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[โ€“] OpenStars@startrek.website 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If the bump in the wall starts moaning, speaking, or forms a face, then GTFO FAST! :-P

Unless your summoning the demon was intentional, in which case don't be rude - say hi back! :-D

[โ€“] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Bro why run? The wall has a mouth now. I can work with this.

[โ€“] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Shut up, slave! I'll bonk you when I'm ready, slut!

[โ€“] fl42v@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

That's more of a KinkJalopy at this point

[โ€“] OpenStars@startrek.website 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Uh... W-what do you intend to do with that large gaping hole there, inside of which is a portal to a demonic realm?

Nvm, I don't think I need to know right now.:-D

[โ€“] fl42v@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Given that happens fr, you're going to need to work on your mental health, tho...

[โ€“] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Walls spawn mouths that you can get a blowjob from for real?

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[โ€“] Clubbing4198@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Someone impregnated the glory hole.

[โ€“] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Best case scenario it's full of pee.

[โ€“] Wogi@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is... Is regular water not an option?

[โ€“] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do you know how much structural damage water can do??

[โ€“] Coach@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] TwentySeven@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The sky has a larger bladder

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[โ€“] benfell@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You'll want a bucket and probably a mop.

When I first moved back east I was reveling in a thunderstorm, left the window open to hear the rain and the thunder. Did that a few times actually.

But yours is bigger.

[โ€“] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 45 points 9 months ago

Imagine how big it could be today. More water than wall.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 9 months ago

Its like those ghost movies where things stretch out the walls; except way scarier because it comes with property damage.

[โ€“] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's okay that's just a friendly Demogorgon living in your wall

You can tell it's a demogorgon by its willingness to display its abilities. Don't confuse it with its much more dangerous relative, the demigorgon.

[โ€“] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I just want to knowโ€ฆ which brand of paint

[โ€“] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Probably 5-7 coats of latex over 70 years.

[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

Doubt. It's actually holding together.

[โ€“] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Wall wart, if anything

[โ€“] dab@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Wall water in its purest form

[โ€“] Stanwich@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, towel should do the job

[โ€“] YoorWeb@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

That's one big spiders nest.

[โ€“] Pixel@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 9 months ago

Good thing it's away from that electrical outlet ...

[โ€“] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's the titty wall from Duke Nukem, give it a slap

[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Valinator@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

*notices bulge*

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[โ€“] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Ok no seriously, WHAT IS THAT

[โ€“] Daxtron2@startrek.website 15 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[โ€“] MellowSnow@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Daxtron2@startrek.website 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[โ€“] bruhduh@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

The wall is gyatt

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[โ€“] charonn0@startrek.website 11 points 9 months ago

Water leak behind the paint.

[โ€“] Asnabel@szmer.info 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Me after one day at grandpa.

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This why you don't fuck with building code

[โ€“] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Latex paint?

[โ€“] p1mrx@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago
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