Two chicks at once, man.
this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2024
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Use the second set of arms to restrain the first set from sexually harassing me
Sounds like a roundabout double dutch rudder.
Solder without alligator clips
Well I would only assume that I would be a much better rock climber.
Will the first thing would be to Google how to date 2 women at once.
Now I truly never need to make a second trip back to the car for groceries again.
I can finally constantly hold an umbrella
Learn to play the Antagonistic Undecagonstring from The Hydrogen Sonata by Iain M Banks.
I can quit my job and become a mega cashier at a grocery store. I'd be unstoppable.
oh boy you can now work 2 jobs for the price of one!
oh man I would have to start practicing sleight of hand again I'd be the coolest magician
Same thing I did yesterday. Practice piano.
Guessing someone else saw Taskmaster Champion of Champions.
Iโd train them to flail nunchucks around me at all times. How else do you deal with aggressively slow walkers?
i would compete in a race.
I can now finally solder things easier.
Drink my coffee while gaming.
Use Push to Talk a lot more while gaming.
Hold the ladder, brace, and hold a nail and hammer all at the same time.
Dang, now I really want an extra pair of arms.
Anyone up to date with prosthetic limb technology?
Think maybe I can glue em to my ribs or something?
Become the best tickle fetish performer