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[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 45 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Tell me more about these "spells", which occur in limited numbers, are capable of long-range attacks, deal explosive & powerful damage... and can only be performed by someone who has the proper equipment and spends time in advance preparing them for use? :-D

[–] Jilanico@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago (4 children)
[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

I loved Outlaw Star! Such cool world building!

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why does this remind me of a lightsaber? Oh yes I see, it is the personal love and craftsmanship of its construction, noice:-D.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 3 points 8 months ago

More civilized than now, that's for sure, sigh:-(.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is the 2nd time today that I've ran across a caster on Lemmy & I'm loving it!

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[–] experbia@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

no... no! Don't remind me of Outlaw Star!

I'll need to watch it again! It's been so very long. It is such a core part of my aesthetic & genre preferences since I first saw it as a teenager, but I haven't seen it in a good while.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Damn, Harry Dresden is not aging well.

[–] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 15 points 8 months ago

sighs Pulls out D&D character sheet.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

See Dresden and Sandman Slim

[–] Someone64@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Unfortunately a mediocre, rushed game.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

Artificer is in the house I see...

[–] alphafalcon@feddit.de 12 points 8 months ago

Ballistomancer

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 points 8 months ago

I cast hail of lead

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Is this an American remake of lord of the rings?

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Skip the whole two tower nonsense by Gandalf shooting Saruman in the dick.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Saruman probably: That's not the sound of a man who was shot in the dick.

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[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Dresden Files. They never expect the .45

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Thops pulling out an AR-15

"Who's the bluntstone now, bitches?! Bet you wish you had my shield magic now, don't you, you stupid stone-faced bastards!"

Raya Lucaria scholars fleeing in terror

"Who gave that maniac a key to the gate?!"

[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

"hey tarnished, don't go to academy today..."

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I've heard about a spellsword would this be a spell rifle?

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 20 points 8 months ago
[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 15 points 8 months ago

Magnumancer

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 8 points 8 months ago
[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 months ago

I vote for Wizgun.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Dissolusionist.

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[–] milkisklim@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Harry Dresden approves this message

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[–] FeetinMashedPotatoes@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I'm waiting for people to just mod a fucking .45 Caliber into Baldurs Gate 3 so I can blast Gortash in his fucking head the first time I see him

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Try Arcanum if you havent

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[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago
[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

Wingardium leviosa real quick

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Project Warlock 2 looking pretty good!

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Worshiping Mystra by day and Gond by night.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

Dodge this you filthy casual

[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This would make a great back tattoo.

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Be the change you wanna see in the world

[–] draneceusrex@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] Deebster@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

I had no idea this existed but now Ralph Bakshi's Wizards is top of my to-watch list.

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[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

You shall eat lead!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Elminster took one level of Fighter for a reason. Even without the 3 levels of Cleric, or the level of Rogue, that one level of Fighter helps every Wizard once the enemy is too close to safely cast. Automatic proficiency with all basic and martial weapons is useful at close range. Especially if one happened to pick up a Vorpal Keen Katana that one happens to be proficient with.

Oh, and taking a Pseudodragon Familiar gives the Wizard the Improved Evasion Feat, so you just kinda became almost immune to other wizards because if you fail a DEX check, you take half damage, and almost all of the Wizard direct damage spells require a DEX check.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 months ago

Casts Shield

Like that is going to matter

[–] Dutczar@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago

I didn't understand the title before the pic loaded so here it is

Shit llepsretnuoc

[–] herrwoland@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

AI memes are taking over huh

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I wondered the same thing, but I really can't tell if this is AI or not. Does something give it away to you?

I think "wizard-posting" has been a thing since before the AI rush.

[–] 0Xero0@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Well he has five normal looking fingers so I guess it's not AI?

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