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Fitbit Clock Face (programming.dev)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by JPDev@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] felbane@lemmy.world 180 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I unironically love this and would use it as my watch face just to get a reaction from my coworkers. Link?

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Yep. I switched. Doubt anyone will notice tho

[–] ironcrotch@aussie.zone 149 points 9 months ago (3 children)

My god it’s all strings.

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 64 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Always has been

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 9 months ago

not uncommon for data to be displayed on UI

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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 113 points 10 months ago (45 children)

This is a pinetime it looks like.

You should get one, open source and $30.

[–] ramsay@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Does it support the watch command?

user@watch:~ $ watch now

Otherwise, who knows when "now" was...

/s

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Watches should be round IMO. I'm happy with my Samsung Watch 4 Classic.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

Yeah, but square screens are way cheaper to procure and to program for, and every little helps in an open source project aiming for $30.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

honestly just depends on what kind of watchface you want, square is cheaper and in some ways more convenient so if you don't want an analog clockface there's no reason to bother

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[–] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 13 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Thanks for posting! I was looking at the pinephone esrlier but this would be an even better tinker device for me atm!

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The pinephone is not really usable now. The pinetime is awesome though.

[–] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 6 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Interesting! I have read that its not capable of a daily driver at this point which isnt such a surprise given the fact that even the fairphone is 500+ $/€. Smartphones are more like computers than phones i guess.

What was your experience with the pinetime? If you want to share I mean.

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[–] jherazob@beehaw.org 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Gave a quick check, and it costs more than twice the price to buy it in EU, everything from Pine64, for some reason, odd, will look at this in more detail later at some point in case i missed something because the idea of an open, not locked, not tracking your every move smartwatch is appealing, but that doubling the price thing is a minus.

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[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 112 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Awful lot of strings that should have been integers. It is JavaScript, though, so I guess that tracks.

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[–] makuus@pawb.social 85 points 10 months ago (7 children)

That’s something I think I’d like to use, but I don’t know if could get over the fact that neither the date nor the time are in ISO 8601 format.

[–] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

They should put it as Unix epoch instead!

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[–] extratone@lemmy.world 53 points 9 months ago

Datestamp horror.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 53 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Everything's a string 😢

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Everythings an object 😰

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[–] ClamDrinker@lemmy.world 47 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Finally. A human readable format. And pretty too.

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[–] Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Hopefully that's not a resting heart rate.

[–] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They’re just excited about posting this image online.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago

Clocky McClockface

Use datatypes

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 months ago

I've seen too many android devices with corrupt memory showing something like that to want it as a my watchface...

[–] Cwilliams@beehaw.org 17 points 10 months ago

If only fitness apis were actually that easy

[–] AnActOfCreation@programming.dev 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Here's one for Wear OS / Pixel Watch.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.watchfacestudio.az261jsoncodewatchface

EDIT: And a terminal one.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.watchfacestudio.awfterminal

[–] aluminium@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

You can connect to a vscode server on a Galaxy Watch, just sayin'

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 9 months ago

You've got the hour hand and the minute hand… they're right there. What's wrong? /s

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

It's perfect 🥹

[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

what does the last 4 mean under stats?

[–] xanu@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

distance: how far you've traveled if you put all the steps in a line (may also be gps tracked too)

azm: active zone minutes or how many minutes you've spent with your heart rate in the "active zone" where you burn more calories

floors: how many flights of stairs you've climbed

calories: estimate of how many calories you've burnt based on all the other stats

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