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[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 131 points 10 months ago (19 children)

With trains, you don’t arrive sweaty, you can’t get run down by cars, and someone else parks it

[–] adriaan@sh.itjust.works 78 points 10 months ago (15 children)

I ride a bike to work every day. I'm never sweaty. The infrastructure to cycle exists so I won't get run over by cars.

[–] Mrderisant@midwest.social 23 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Where I live I wouldn't want to bike. Too many freaking hills

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Where I live (Oklahoma City), I wouldn't want to bike for at least 5 months of the year. Between mid April and late October, we are stupid hot and humid. We had lots of days this past summer that either got uncomfortably close to or passed 40°C. Dew points in the mid 20s all summer long. You'll break a sweat just standing outside for more than about a minute or two.

Can't imagine what it's like for those sorry saps in Houston or Florida.

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[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 62 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The Japanese used bikes to defeat the British in Singapore. The Vietnamese used bikes to defeat the Americans in Vietnam. The Chinese used bikes to destroy manufacturing in the west.

I'll be in the cold cold ground before I use some stupid commie machine powered by rice.

All other arguments for not using a bike are stupid.

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[–] redhydride@lemmy.ml 58 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Screw that. I love paying for car insurance, gas, oil change, tires, and random bolts maintenance. There is also the thrill of driving in traffic, and dealing with road rage. There is plenty that makes the car the ideal transportation mode loved by the masses.

[–] RacerX@lemm.ee 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My personal favorite is how if someone bumps you and you get the smallest scratch or dent on your door, you now have to be late for whatever you were doing, pull over (impacting other traffic) exchange insurance info deal with possible hostility for that and ultimately have a crappy day because of it.

[–] JustUseMint@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

Don't forget punished for literal years by your insurance company

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[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago (10 children)

Moved to the suburbs in my 30s. Got a new bike to hit the nearby bike trails. First bike ride turns into agonizing ordeal as it literally feels like someone ripped open my knees and poured broken glass in them. Diagnosed with arthritis in my knees.

There are plenty of reasons people don't use bikes, and health reasons are one of the main ones.

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[–] peyotecosmico@programming.dev 45 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (24 children)

Every time I see this kind of post I just wish they would try to go to work in a +40 degree Celsius environment.

It must be nice to work in a place that won't mind if you arrive drenched in sweat.

Edit: I love the hive mind

[–] deliberalization@lemmy.ml 35 points 10 months ago (8 children)

It would be one thing if all employers offered locker rooms and adequate time to get ready along with safe storage.

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[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

It must be nice to work in a place that won't mind if you arrive drenched in sweat.

coughs nervously in works-from-home

But yeah, it's more weather dependent for sure

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[–] dlhextall@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, no matter the mode of transportation, I'd arrive drenched in sweat in a 40° environment.

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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago (16 children)

Distance. An hour commute or a 20 minute trip to the grocery store. We killed walkable neighborhoods so now here we are. Trapped.

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 44 points 10 months ago (13 children)

But we can't have 15 minute cities because...that's tyranny somehow?

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[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago (15 children)

Bruh I live 26 miles from where I work by car, and 21 miles by biking per Google Maps. And most of it is highway travel. It would make my commute over 1.5 hrs.

It is the dream if/when we can move closer though.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 33 points 10 months ago (3 children)

if entire cities were designed around these the way they are with cars, everyone would be fine with it and you would live less than 6 miles from where you work.

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[–] Ruscal@sh.itjust.works 33 points 10 months ago (7 children)

No need for parking

Yeah, just look how Nederlands or Belgium looks like xD

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

Rookie numbers.

Have you ever seen a walmart parking lot in person? You can fit the Netherlands and part of Belgium in one.

[–] Luminocta@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm Dutch and live rural. Used to cycle to school daily, 22km per day.

Never again. I need a car for work as I visit clients alot. I think cities could use bike friendly environments, like we have. But rural, no way. Good luck cycling 2 hours to get somewhere decent if you can drive that in half an hour.

It simply costs too much time, and with the amount of wind and rainfall we had past year is absolutely no fun.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

All I’m saying is nobody ever got a great ass because they drove a car a lot.

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[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 26 points 10 months ago (3 children)

"Cars are freedom! *

Except for the monthly finance payment, the legal obligation to insurance companies, the dependance on oil companies, etc"

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[–] M500@lemmy.ml 22 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I would love it if my city had bike only days. Or at least specific bike route that do not allow cars.

I don’t live in the us and there is a major road in my city that has a bike lane, but they just split one of the car lanes so there is a bike lane, half a lane for a car, and a full lane.

So cars have no choice but to drive in the bike lane. It’s also between the cars and a place with tons of right turns.

In addition to this, the city has some of the worst traffic in the world short distances can take hours. But it’s too dangerous to ride a bike.

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[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (3 children)

How many corpses can you fit in the trunk and where would you even put the shovel while you ride?

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[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Here is another reason. I can't afford a reasonable sized apartment that can house my family near my work. So I have to travel further. Bikes are great for cities if you can afford to live in the city.

Also, what happens when it snows and you gotta get to work? Snow chains?

[–] arken@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Snow chains?

Studded tires for bikes are quite common where I live.

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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (11 children)

MUCH slower, no protection from the elements, most can only support one person at a time. Great for shorter distances, but that's about it.

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I live in the hills. bikes are a pain in the dick over here :(

[–] hex_m_hell@slrpnk.net 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ebikes fix that problem in most situations.

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 17 points 10 months ago

Cars were, and to some extent, still are, a statement of wealth. Having a "horseless carriage" back when personal vehicles were called that, was an easy way to distinguish that you were a successful person. As time went on, this transformed into having the latest vehicle or vehicles of a specific brand or type, or that cost x amount of dollars... Many of these points are still true today, unfortunately.

Because of the status you would demonstrate having a vehicle, demand for infrastructure from the affluent persons that owned these vehicles, most cities were built with space in mind so their richest could enjoy their personal vehicles as optimally as they could. As time went on, and more people bought cars due to the ease of transport they provided, that infrastructure demand only increased.

Specifically in America, further pressure was given to state and local governments by automobile manufacturers to build better and better roads to more places so more people would have access to roads and therefore see value in owning a personal vehicle.

Then there's the interstate. Again, specifically talking about the states here, mostly... The Interstate systems were desired by the auto makers and people, but we're not strictly required. AFAIK the largest push for interstate freeways came from the military, so they could rapidly move equipment from one location to another. This is why interstates are so built up; if you compare the underlying structure of most roads with what's done for interstate freeways, the difference, at least, historically, is quite significant. The interstate was designed to have a batallion of tanks roll from place to place, something that would utterly destroy most roadways. Of course they can also move other equipment on it, since the majority of the remainder of what they would need to move is less damaging to the road than tanks.... Like planes. Many interstates are designed, on purpose, to act as impromptu runways to land or take off from. This enables the military to set up shop pretty much anywhere they need to, in order to defend the land.

The existence of the interstate only drove (no pun intended) more people to want and buy cars. Further compounding the problem.

Now, many years later, city streets are generally not built for you. They're not built with regular human lives in mind. They're built to act as conduits for emergencies so personnel or equipment can move from place to place with ease and relative speed. Public emergency services (police, ambulance, fire) are all geared around the existence of roads for transit. Because of this and a multitude of other, somewhat less notable reasons, roads continue to be a fixture in most cities and urban areas.

Another stupid (mostly American) reason is how far away everything is. The reason everything is so distant is a simple explanation: zoning. Commercial and residential zoning created problems where getting a plot of land re-zoned to build a strip mall or plaza is challenging at best. So since you live in a residential zone, all the commercial zoned services that you use, must be on different land in different areas. The nice thing about this is that residential zones tend to be much quieter than commercial most of the time, so homes can sit in quiet area while all the hustle and bustle of the city stays separate. This has somewhat changed on recent times but it still exists as a significant issue. Since zones of residential and commercial are generally not very small, unless you live at the edge of a residential zone that borders a commercial zone, essential services like grocery stores and shops are generally a significant distance away. Owning a vehicle and road infrastructure makes this a minor inconvenience at most, unfortunately it also makes this a major inconvenience for anyone who does not (thus driving sales of personal vehicles, again, compounding the problem). Again, in recent years, maybe the last 20-30, this has been changing, and we're starting to see, at least in large Metro areas, the rise of condos. Usually intermixed with commercial areas, it's a home you can buy that is surrounded by commercial services within walking distance (copy/paste for apartments).

Unfortunately, due to the military and historical reasons, as well as continued demand for roads from people living in residential zones that are further away, roads are and continue to be built, and maintained, in cities.

If you look "across the pond" to Europe, there are many examples of cities that existed long before zoning was even considered and where automobiles didn't exist that are very convenient to bike or walk through. Homes are intermixed with shops, and generally living in the city, while a bit more noisy than a residential zone, is otherwise very convenient for walking and cycling where you need to go. Mainly because cars were not a consideration at the time that those cities were constructed. Walking was common and cycling was not unusual, so the infrastructure reflects that.

We're seeing a resurgence of this kind of anti-vehicle infrastructure thinking among people, and with the rising costs of everyday living and the expense that vehicles can incur, both in operating them, storing them and maintaining them, it's easy to see why, especially when housing, in the form of apartments and condos, is getting closer to the commercial services that people want and use. However there seems to be a growing animosity among those that want more walkable and cycling friendly cities, with their car-driving counterparts.

I'm impartial. I own a car and live in a rural area, so I need one to get pretty much anywhere. My situation is not that of a city dweller and I see the merit in the walkable city. At the same time, I see the merit in drivable cities too. I wouldn't mind driving to a parking structure and taking a bus/subway/bike/whatever to get into any major city, since I do so very rarely. But I can't deny the convenience of driving into a city and parking less than a block away from my destination. Both arguments have merit and ultimately, I don't really have any "skin in the game" (so to speak), so what happens shouldn't be up to me, and cities should sort that out among their populous. I just know way too much about the issue, so I decided to comment. Sorry for the wall of text.

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