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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon likes bikes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 62 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The Japanese used bikes to defeat the British in Singapore. The Vietnamese used bikes to defeat the Americans in Vietnam. The Chinese used bikes to destroy manufacturing in the west.

I'll be in the cold cold ground before I use some stupid commie machine powered by rice.

All other arguments for not using a bike are stupid.

[–] geogle@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can't tell if satire

[–] el_abuelo@lemmy.ml 10 points 11 months ago

Poe strikes again.