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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 73 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thats a take away box. You're safely at home and not in a public place, soon to be beaten to death.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I just like eating from a takeaway box. The environmental impact makes me happy inside.

[–] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 48 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This should be the exception to the "no cruel and unusual punishment" rule

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

Some places have mayo, why no ketchup?

[–] MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works 47 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Can you drop me your home address? I just want to talk real quick

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I just wanna talk to him.

I just wanna talk to him.

I just wanna talk to him.

I just wanna shoot him.

I just wanna talk to him.

God I miss classic family guy.

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[–] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Are you dropping off some dipping custard? How thoughtful

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[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] CommunityLinkFixer@lemmings.world 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !foodcrimes@midwest.social

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[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I’ve seen this in real life.

We were having a company dinner at a REALLY fancy place. They were advertisers in our paper. So, the chef had prepared a nice six course meal for the group.

Some colleagues are definitely more McD’s guests rather than fancy restaurants.

Three courses in, here comes a steak and gourmet fries to garnish. Colleague goes hog wild, dumps a bunch of fries on his plate and waves over the waitress. “Hey, do you have a bottle of ketchup? For on the steak?” The look she gave him was one of utter shock. “I, uh, wow, uhm… I’ll check”.

She eventually came back with a bottle, but I was sure the chef would have chased my colleague around with a kitchen knife if he’d heard of the request. That dude was intense.

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

REALLY fancy place

Steak and fries

🤨

[–] devious@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

There are "fancy" (and of course expensive) places that specialise in high end cuts of meat - that serve fries as a standard side option.

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Steak and fries is a restaurant staple, even if you go really expensive. This place serves 200 euro plus Wagyu cuts, for reference. And it was sublime.

The fries were ‘gourmet’ fries. Basically, you get like a ramekin of fries, which are mostly meant as garnish. It’s not like a full plate of fries.

My colleague liked them so much he did ask for extra fries, which got a mild frown from the waitress.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's different if you're choosing to go somewhere fancy and pay for something expensive and then negate the fanciness, but for a free work meal I'm going to give your colleague the benefit of the doubt and assume they know what they like. Don't gatekeep food, who gives a shit what other people like?

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Oh don’t get me wrong, it was wildly entertaining. I’m more of a cheap pizza guy anyway. Our other work dinners were at a local steak restaurant which was much more everyone’s vibe.

Still, it was hilarious to see someone order ketchup with a 200 euro wagyu cut, prior to having tasted the thing. (Pure perfection, best steak ever)

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[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Have an extremely angry upvote. I don't even like raw fish and this pisses me off. And I'm also craving an eel roll. Anyone know a good sushi restaurant in Minneapolis?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

Don't know any sushi place in Minneapolis that has ketchup 0/10

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

I think I knew one in 2003

[–] drbluefall@toast.ooo 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This one does not spark joy.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 7 points 8 months ago

Right you are, Marie Condiment!

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I will murder you in real life

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago (4 children)

That gives me an idea for an invention. Hollow chopsticks so you can pump ketchup onto your sushi as you eat it. You could even stab it into it and do a ketchup injection!

I wonder if wasabi ketchup is a thing...

[–] woodenskewer@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Wasabi ketchup would just be DIY shrimp cocktail sauce with a green tint.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I actually have both wasabi and ketchup. I can try making some.

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[–] illumrial@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You will die alone and forgotten, disgraced by history. 13 curses upon you.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

This person is going to be on the news some day, sliced in half by a katana-wielding chef.

[–] ExLisper@linux.community 12 points 8 months ago

That's nothing. I know a girl that asked a waiter to heat up her salmorejo in a microwave. The waiter said no. It wasn't even a fancy place, just a normal bar. There are some things you just don't do.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

🤢🤢🤢🤮

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

See, while this might be considered not-done, I think they get to decide how they like to eat their food. Even if it offends the rest of us greatly (which it does).

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

also works with pizza restaurants in Italy

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[–] MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 9 points 8 months ago
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I like the ones on the left with the BBQ sauce on it.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

That's probably eel sauce. Some sushi rolls are prepped with that stuff

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Should've used catsup instead.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

That could lead to quite the conundrum

[–] prole@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago
[–] CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

You know what? Fuck it, 6 more years of 2020.

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Did that guy from bash.org ever created that device?

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