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Aging Nu-Metal Fan Blasts “Click Click Boom” by Saliva to Get Pumped Up for Big Prostate Exam (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 8 months ago by BuddyTheBeefalo@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago
  1. Set appointment with your doctor.
  2. Go to appointment.
  3. Accept IV full of white shit.
  4. Wake up stoned as balls
  5. SO drives you home.

Easy money.

[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My Dr, she does a good job. Just a few seconds, done. What's the big deal?

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

My doctor has long fingernails and it's super uncomfortable when she starts wiggling all her fingers around.

[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

All her fingers...gulp

[–] downhomechunk@midwest.social 2 points 8 months ago

All 10 of them?

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 1 points 8 months ago

I gotta get a twin monitor on a proper stand at least if I'm gonna get old on the internet I need luxury and style to do it

[–] BuddyTheBeefalo@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago

A better approach is to get familiar with your body.

[–] BaddDadd@lemmy.world -2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He's gotta get "hyped up" for his prostate exam? WTF?? Just go to your doctor's appointment, bend over, and take it like a man.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

He has anxiety and is worried that the bleeding hemorrhoids are colorectal cancer.