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Aging Nu-Metal Fan Blasts “Click Click Boom” by Saliva to Get Pumped Up for Big Prostate Exam (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 10 months ago by BuddyTheBeefalo@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago
  1. Set appointment with your doctor.
  2. Go to appointment.
  3. Accept IV full of white shit.
  4. Wake up stoned as balls
  5. SO drives you home.

Easy money.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 1 points 10 months ago

I gotta get a twin monitor on a proper stand at least if I'm gonna get old on the internet I need luxury and style to do it

[–] BuddyTheBeefalo@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

A better approach is to get familiar with your body.

[–] BaddDadd@lemmy.world -2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He's gotta get "hyped up" for his prostate exam? WTF?? Just go to your doctor's appointment, bend over, and take it like a man.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

He has anxiety and is worried that the bleeding hemorrhoids are colorectal cancer.