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Aging Nu-Metal Fan Blasts “Click Click Boom” by Saliva to Get Pumped Up for Big Prostate Exam (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My doctor has long fingernails and it's super uncomfortable when she starts wiggling all her fingers around.

[–] downhomechunk@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago

All 10 of them?