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Aging Nu-Metal Fan Blasts “Click Click Boom” by Saliva to Get Pumped Up for Big Prostate Exam (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My Dr, she does a good job. Just a few seconds, done. What's the big deal?

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

My doctor has long fingernails and it's super uncomfortable when she starts wiggling all her fingers around.

[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

All her fingers...gulp

[–] downhomechunk@midwest.social 2 points 8 months ago

All 10 of them?