I had the urge while out the other day and had to wipe, like a peasant. Bidets should be a right in the kingdom.
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Get a little portable bidet. They're not ideal, but it sure beats the awful toilet paper in public bathrooms.
Wait, those exist? I might have to look into it, because I can't install a normal bidet in my apartment (horrible Soviet era piping all over the place)
Are you saying the water supply to the tank is non standard? That's the only piece you need to interact with. I've yet to see a non standard one
CuloClean Portable Bidet for... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07L448T4K?ref=FuckOff
What is that ref at the end of the link?
LMAO - I haven't seen anyone do that before. Everything after the ? is for site tracking info, so you can remove it. There was a post about it sometime in the last couple weeks that gave examples and where to chop it off to not offer more tracking info.
I believe there is/was an extension that automatically changed the tracking parameters to that. Maybe it's that.
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They're basically a squishy water bottle... Not ideal but might be worth a try?
After the birth of my first child I ended up with a hemorrhoid. Truth be told, I was scared shitless to touch anything down there for a couple days after the trauma. They had given me a squishy bottle to rinse myself while everything recovered. Warm water from the tap was heavenly lol.
My $35 bidet is awesome and just diverts water from the tank. It took less than 10 minutes to install: remove seat, place bidet, replace seat, unscrew tank water supply, screw in water splitting hose. You don’t even need to turn off the water, that’s how easy it is. It’s great for renters, too, because you’re not actually making any modifications, and it’s easy to remove with no trace.
Mine’s a Luxe, but there are several like it in the same price range.
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Idk about you guys, but I typically don’t watch other people wipe their ass lol
I know an adult care nurse, she told me "everyone wipes their ass differently and they're all convinced their way is the only way."
We had them and then moved to a new place with solid metal lines going to the toilet so I couldn't reinstall our bidets. I lived in luxury for years only to have it snatched away... Don't take your bidet for granted people.
Does your toilet's water line have connectors on either side, or is it just straight from the wall to the toilet? If the latter, you really need to talk to a plumber, but the former can be solved by just getting a new hose line.
I just do that dog thing where I hitch my legs up and use my arms to drag my ass down the hallway runner.
It's a life changing purchase.
Meanwhile 1000 generations of Indians stare at you disgusted by your over reliance on technology.
"Technology" in this instance is "little nozzle pointed at bum" 🙃
I always feel like somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy...
can't believe david tennant's husband was the head of one of the largest and most power vampires in the world and david tennant was a vampire expert.
Pff If it it's extra funky I just spread my cheecks and do a good-morning in the shower
Funny thing is during the time period of the folks dressed here…. They were dirty nasty and thought taking baths actually made you sick. These guys would have had shit encrusting there assholes in cookie cutter shapes like stars and hearts, and they would have smelled worse than a alcoholic who pissed themselves on the subway.
Not really. Bathing in the 17th century was more common than a lot of people realize. Check this link out for a historian that argues this in an article: https://frockflicks.com/the-gross-18th-century/
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"Wipers watching bidet users spray their nasty all over." Two sides of the same coin if you ask me. The happy medium is the dry wipe followed by the wet wipe then another dry.
It’s directed water, and goes straight into the bowl. There’s no ‘all over’ unless you’re doing it wrong.
Also, I hope you’re not flushing those wet wipes. They lie about being biodegradable and cause fatbergs in the sewer that workers have to go down and clear.
Do you reach down and dip the toilet paper into the water to get it wet?
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