Choose your puberty
this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2024
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Penis size, premature ejaculation, long male refractory period, and ED.
Wait that's not all guys? /s
Let me just say that if God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system
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Baby teeth last longer. What's this bullshit about your first set of teeth lasts 5 to 10 years, then you're supposed to make it 60+ on the only other set you get? I'd make baby teeth last about 20 years.
Or just be like a shark and grow new teeth every 20 years or so.
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No nearsightedness/farsightedness
No arched noses
Everyone can breathe through their noses silently
No pectus carinatum/excavatum
Digestive tract hits limit on sugar digested and rejects the rest
No loosening of sensitive hair follicles; make every scalp hair difficult to remove/fall out
Complete body function control. Like no more emergency shits, you can time the bowel movements and just go once every 36 hours.
Also the reservoir guys have when we stand up pissing. How bout we don't have 20ml piss left in the urethra when we retract the penis?
Stop aging at 20
The ability to turn off some senses temporarily
better concentration and more logical thinking.
i hate how i put people into boxes all the time.
plus make them lie for personal gain less.
Improve the birthing process so you don't have to rotate just to fit on the way out. Either make babies smaller or vaginas bigger (in which case penises would have to compensate I guess)
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